This would be my luck!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html?link=eaf

Let the captions begin...

"He should have planted his pole"

I would say he was pretty stupid. A High Speed Chair usually slows way down where you board it. You could walk up to it. Don't you look where you are going to sit before sitting down? Was there no attendant there that could hit the kill button sooner than it did? How on earth would his pants come down? Looking at the pics, it doesn't make sense.

In that position for that long in the cold could give new meaning to "a little stiff".