Just like Justin's Question thread, what are some answers to questions you've thought but never spoke out loud?

Example:

Wife: Honey, do these pants make me look fat?

Husband: Why Yes, Yes They Do!

Yep, tattoos on your neck look so cool.

Smoking while hauling an oxygen tank on an electric scooter is the way I want to go out too.

Oh yeah, those polyester pants look real nice.

To go along with Skep's first one;

Yeah, that ring in your lip looks so cool. Does it leak when you eat?

You'll put someone's eye out if you blow your nose and that diamond stud comes out at 100 mph!

"The answer is that you're a bozo."

(The question could be anything along the lines of "why can't I figure out how to....")

My wife always seems to pass gas when we are having sex. It is a real problem in the bedroom. Know I don't mind the smell of my own farts but her's smell like a combination of rotten eggs and an outhouse that full to the brim with you know what!

I always lie and tell her that they smell like roses!

How romantic...Buns...you need prayer...

A prayer and SOME NOSE-PLUGS!!!

We should start a thread titled "TMI"

sorry chris!

Sure they smell like Rose's...and hers don't smell any too good either!

"Your farts smell like roses..." I think that line should be worked into a romatic poem. I don't know if I would want to meet the kind of woman who would appreciate such poetry, though.

"Your farts smell like roses..." I think that line should be worked into a romantic poem.

Sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
Passes 'tween sensuous lips,
But something goes bad,
No matter what you have had,
When it gets to your hourglass hips.

Your cheeks round and rosy,
Are supple and cozy,
And beg for a swat and a spank,
Yet I stop in my tracks,
When the sweetest of cracks,
Erupts with the musty and rank.

Your farts smell like roses,
In the smallest of doses,
But taco truck hangs o'er the bed,
When the economy climbs,
I'll treat our behinds,
To something less pungent instead.

We don't all suck.

This is a good answer. Since we are on the topic of zingers, why not profound and positive zingers?

That one packs a punch, when spoken in response to somebody, who just struggled to do something good, or is asking why doing that is hard.

(And that is probably gonna go on a home made KSKD T-shirt someday, because I really, really like the idea of it.)

Alfredo: I like douche or douche bag for that line! It's a bit more morbid, and that just adds spice to the zinger!!

Answers you've thought of but never ...

Why yes, radio executives are still very important pillars of the community! (snicker)