Why do dogs always sniff your crotch? Are crotches really THAT smelly?

How come you love the smell of your own farts, yet when someone else farts, its the smelliest. most disgusting thing ever?


Ok, your turn! What are some questions that you have always been to "Shy" to ask because some might consider them taboo or "unappropriate"

What the heck is with polyester pants people?

Why is a sheet of paper 8.5" x 11"?

Why do 1-800 customer service centers make shit up when they don't know the answer to a question? And why do those companies feel just fine in saying " Well, you were given wrong information. Sorry. Here's the bill anyway."

Why did they put the ALL CAPS button so close to the shift and tab button?

Why did they put the ALL CAPS button so close to the shift and tab button?

Yeah. Sucks!

Of course you can always do what I did. Pop the cap off and put a drop of superglue on the key then put the cap back on.

Problem solved!

I've asked all my questions to date!!

Don't have answers for a lot of them, but I did absolutely ask them the first chance I got that made sense?

Who knows? The other guy might have the answer, so what's the harm in asking?

Who is Digitaldextor? Why did he pick that name?
Where is "Reinstatepete" today?

What is Justins true weight?

Who is DjFressh and Radiohustla really because it has got to be a joke on all of us here by an insider.

I have thought many times that it is Ebro because it seems that about around the time that Ebro visited Portland and made the comment about his own former station that he probally also was listening to Portland radio in general and thats also the time that DjFresh first appeared here.

Speculation

Where did Herb and Deane go?

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Where did Herb and Deane go?

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> Where did Herb and Deane go?

I think I can answer that one. Deane is in the Midwest, busy operating a window company that he started. Herb is in McMinnville listening to KLYC.

Is this weird or not?

I love the smell of my own farts, very much so.
Infact, I will sometimes fart in a chair (Letting a Real ripper) I will then jump off my chair and smell the chair, right where I farted! I will inhale the stinky goodness known as my farts.

Ever since I was a little boy, I have alway been intrigued by own flatulence!

One Sick Puppy there Dude!


"When are you due?" Never ever ask that one unless you are 1000% sure the woman is actually prego!

flat-u-lence / [flach-uh-luhnce]

–adjective

1. Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.

2. Male: An endless source of entertainment and male bonding.

Remember; A fart is just a turd honking for the right-of-way!

ok ok gaseous excretions aside... here's a couple for you all...

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway... hrmmm

Why is it whatever your looking for is in the last place you look for it....

Why, dear God, why did I ever have to listen to a Bjork song... (rage building...)

uhm yeah that's all I got it's late and im goin to bed...

Skybill, your question piqued my curiosity so I looked it up...

here

"The 8.5" x 11" size stems from the original size of a vat that was used to make paper. At the time, paper was made from passing a fiber and water slurry through a screen at the bottom of a box. The box was 17" deep and 44" wide. That sheet, folded in half in the long direction, then twice in the opposite direction, made a sheet of paper that was exactly 8.5" x 11".

Why do guys have nipples???
We don't produce milk, so whats the point of nipples?

Alignment.

Get them lined up with the female ones and the third part goes right in.

Is Rick Emerson a closet homosexual?

What the hell is that thing on your face?

> Why do guys have nipples???

The explanation I was once given is that all fetuses begin forming as females. Sometime after the nipples form, the fetus converts to a male fetus, if it has Y chromosomes. This is true of other mammals, as well. Look on the belly of a male cat or dog, and you will see nipples.

>>Alignment

Thanks for the reminder...gotta take my wife's car to Les Schwab.

"Is Rick Emerson a closet homosexual?"

Why would you think so?

A better question: are people who are so concerned with the possible homosexuality of others actually concerned about their own secret hidden tendencies?

Is "Theglide" a closet homosexual? That handle could be taken as a double-entendre.

Is theglide secretly in love with Rick Emerson?
Why does Missing type so much!
Why does MC74 hate being wrong?
DD's is a guy right?
Why does everyone e-mail and tell me I sound like Marconi?
When will Isuck and BigPuke be fired?
What in God's name does CIP stand for?

Why does Trixter secretly love Michael Bolton?
Why does trixter always say "neo-con" in every post about politics.
Why does Trixter think he is the expert in rock music? When he clearly is not!
Why does Trixter invite Pdx radio board members to his beach house than forgets about 5 months later?
Why does trixter have such a small penis??


Things we will never know!

In response to Skybill's December 17th post, it's a noun.

In response to Skybill's December 17th post, it's a noun.

I don't know. I copied it out of dictionary.com.

I never was any good at that stuff!

Why does trixter have such a small penis??

Beans!!!
Thanks for noticing!!!! You've been looking the last couple times at the gym? Oh that's right.. You don't work out... It must be the Porn you've been watching as of late. Yep! That was me...
Bens!
You LOVE me soo much to harASSme all the time. I'm kinda thinking you might be Jakman or DD's with ALL the attention you give me. You bitch! You have a crush on me!


Why does Trixter think he is the expert in rock music? When he clearly is not!

Anytime you wanna throw down on Rock music legume boy you just say the word.


Why does Trixter invite Pdx radio board members to his beach house than forgets about 5 months later?

It's called having 2 girls that have sports during the summer... EVERYONE else got over it now it's your turn little one.


Why does Trixter secretly love Michael Bolton?

You have the answer for that one beaner! Your his #1 fan so you know what I do.... I learned it from you.

"Alignment"

Brilliant.

"Thanks for the reminder...gotta take my wife's car to Les Schwab."

This one-sentence response completely explains Broadway in a teeny tiny leetle "nut" shell.

I'm surprised that there IS a Mrs. Broadway. Poor dear. She'd probably love an "alignment".

Maybe SHE should take the car in, some of those cuties probably have highly specialized training in more complex repairs than Broadway's SOP-Missionary One-Size-Fits-All approach. And they have free popcorn.

She'd probably love an "alignment".

If Broadway stayed home, she could get one at Les Schwab!

That's what I said...SHE should take the car in. Alone.

LOL! I didn't read beyond "She'd probably love an "alignment".!

So that's two votes for Mrs. Broadway making at date at Les Schwab for an alignment!

How come some foods don't get fully digested? Like corn for instance, and salad. Sometimes after a bowel movement, I can see pieces of corn or lettuce floating around in the toilet bowl. Why is that?
Thoughts?

Chewing your food would help.

Chewing won't help! As an intestinal cancer survivor, I've spent enough times with nutritionists to say with certainty that some foods are absolutely indigestable, and (almost exclusively) are valuable only as cleaner/scrapers of the walls of the intestines.

Corn, cured meats, pickled vegetables, most fruit/veg skins (tomato, potato, apple, ) corn, and most Asian Veg like waterchestnuts and bamboo shoots.

It's been almost 14 years since I've had a spoonful of corn or a handful of popcorn. I miss it almost as much as cigarettes.

Justin. Dude...are you kidding?? YES..crotches ARE that smelly and MY farts are horrible.

HMMMMMMM, Thats funny Lander, the word around town is that your farts smell like Roses!

How do you plead?

And Danner, If It makes you feel any better, As I m typing, Im smoking a Marlboro Red, and drinking 1/5 of Jack.
Tonight Im thinking of eating some REALLY GREASY chinese Food, Throwing on a porno and smoking a blunt! The wife is out of town, So I thought I would ENJOY the holiday

I'm surprised that there IS a Mrs. Broadway. Poor dear. She'd probably love an "alignment".

Maybe SHE should take the car in, some of those cuties probably have highly specialized training in more complex repairs than Broadway's SOP-Missionary One-Size-Fits-All approach. And they have free popcorn.


Hey Merkin, (speaking of Les Schwab)
I wonder if Mrs. Broadway has ever played with Mr. Broadways's "Dipstick"? Rumor has it, Mrs. Broadway was caught giving "Lube jobs."

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

Speaking of bowels and the like...

BARCELONA -- The Christmas market outside the Cathedral in the Catalonia region here is much like any other holiday bazaar: carols, pine, more carols, wreathes, really annoying carols, and crèches. But for sale along with the wise men, Marys, Jesuses (Jesi?), and all our favorite Biblical folk is the "caganer" -- literally Catalan for "the shitter." And that's because the figurine is just that: a little ceramic guy going No. 2 on the savior's new front porch. Unholy, you say? The Catalan people I spoke to here insist the crouching crappers are an essential part of their nativity scene -- so crucial that in Barcelona, when municipal crèches have omitted caganers in the past, intense public outcries have always brought back the traditional squatter.

Asked from whence said tradition came, many Catalan shoppers shrug and say, "It's just tradition." Those who've crossed off more of their Christmas lists -- and thus have more time to expound on their people's somewhat frightening obsession with healthy bowel movements -- are somewhat more profound. The caganer fertilizes the earth for a more fruitful year, or represents the equality of all mankind, or unites us in our most basic needs, or just throws a fart joke into a somewhat overwhelmingly holy display for your windowsill. Most agree that it's just damn funny.

Local merchants, meanwhile, agree that this kind of fun-loving feculence can mean big money. The original caganers -- featuring a Catalan peasant, his red hat, and his bare ass -- have been popular in the region for some three centuries. But for each of the past several Christmases, the newfangled little shitter industry has created a new figurine made in the image of a worldwide headliner. Whether this "honor" has anything to do with real-world achievement or simply sales is also up for debate in the market, but the latest entries range from Spanish political leaders to Carla Bruni, from the Pope to, now, Barack Obama. Yes, that's the president-elect you see pictured above, popping a squat over a fairly heaping portion of Plasticine poop. And as has been reported this month, he's the biggest seller these Catalan salesmen have ever seen.

Esquire

Littlesongs: I will be in Barcelona in April. I'll let you know which one I get.

Oooh! Can you purchase some for us?

I'll pay in advance for Craig Adam's and mine. If they have any life-size models, I'll need one for Broadway's year-'round nativity scene in his front yard.

if they're out of Carla Bruni for Craig, get this one, please!

I like this one!

And a maybe a football player for the insufferable champeen DarkTemper?

Thanks!

Aw Thanks

I fear the only football players I'll find will be holding a black and white ball!

Futbol!