"With Barack Obama and a Democratic House and Senate, my work is done," Alan Colmes joked to The Hollywood Reporter on Monday. "It's a perfect time for the transition."

Announced on Hannity And Colmes today.

Old news. Besides Colmes is a first-class flunky, worthy of only small print.

I think they should get Phil Donahue to fill Colmes spot. He's had Hannity's number for years.

Ted Turner

" I think they should get Phil Donahue to fill Colmes spot."

Is that being talked about or is that just an idea you had? I would watch that show with Donahue. Which begs the question;

WHY THE HELL IS PHIL DONAHUE NOT ON THE AIR ANYWHERE?

Ahem. Maybe he is - but I sure miss him. I love that guy.

Neither Fox nor Hannity would consider Phil Donahue as an Alan Colmes replacement.

Hannity needs a much weaker foil.
Donahue would eviscerate him.

He's Gone

Sung to the tune of She's Gone
by Hall & Oates

Anytime you need a token liberal
Nothin' but a body to fill a chair
The barest shadow of a person
Alan Colmes is always there.

But all those years of non-existence
Can really run a person down.
Now he's leaving Hannity forever
Alan, please don't go!
You're the only non-douchebag on that show
He's gone. Bye bye,
Oh why
He was the Tango to his cash
And he's gone.
Oh why
To the extent
That I hadn't noticed he was there
But he's gone.
Oh why
What went wrong?
He's gone. Bye bye
Oh why?
He was the Laurel to his Hardy
He's gone
To spend
More time
Not being seen with his family
He's gone
What went wrong?