Monday, July 14, 2008 - 4:31 pm
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ctp9.jpg
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 5:15 pm
"If only I had a magnifying glass, Mr. President, I'm sure I'd be able to find it."
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 6:28 pm
"Yes, Mr. President. It does look like you have two penises."
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:10 pm
Something something something...weapon of mass destruction.
Something something something....oral office.
"...then we just...tie this off...aaaand there! Come January 20th, you'll never be able to fuck anyone ever again. The gentleman behind you will now begin to insert your legacy."
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:46 pm
No George, it doesn't work both ways! Here, let me show you...
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:47 pm
I suppose you could compare sizes that way, but it's a lot easier and cleaner just to look!
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:48 pm
The legacy is shot all to hell, might as well go out getting full service!
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:49 pm
Bush: I can't tell if I'm getting off!
Favored Minion: Here, let me check!
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:50 pm
Guy in lower left corner: Now that's a clusterfuck! At least Bill did it indoors, and she was better looking too. Some people have no class.
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:53 pm
It's bad news sir.
He's come all the way through.
Monday, July 14, 2008 - 8:54 pm
!!!!
Amus, you just rule, you know that?
Just knew you were gonna hit this thread and nail it.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 3:47 am
"No, that's certainly not a weapon of mass destruction either"
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 5:26 am
"So that's the red button? I thought it'd be bigger."
(Nobody can "top" Amus!)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 7:13 am
"Sorry Sir, without an exit strategy i'm afraid you're stuck!"
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 7:41 am
"You're right sir, it does resemble Nixon."
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 9:46 am
Nixon?
"Come on out, Herb, before somebody gets hurt"
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 9:53 am
"Nope. No good legacy here, either."
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 9:57 am
"You're right sir, it does resemble Nixon."
Nah! It's just another Dick.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 8:50 pm
"Is that where you keep your foreign policy, Mr. President?"
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 3:19 pm
"It's OK, Herb, you can come out now."
Just kidding Herbster 
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 6:25 pm
Laura tied it in a knot again sir?
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 6:29 pm
OH!
So THIS is "Lil Bush"!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 6:32 pm
Holy Crap!
