And in keeping with what kind of guy CJ is, he will talk about himself first and in third person.

He's so awesome. And so articulate for not having been born on this planet. You never hear him asking for " more muther-effin ICED TEA."

He's done a lot of good in his life and feels ok about that. But he's got some issues, to be sure. Fortunately for us, CJ, as a defense mechanism, tries to rush to say those things out loud before anyone else notices them. He hopes to disarm us that way. Sometimes it works - sometimes it doesn't.

I like the way that CJ doesn't bluff. His direct questions often only ask for simple answers that he will galdly take at face value and leave it alone after that. But there is something in the way that he asks them that makes me feel like I'm being trapped. That's undertsandable. He HAS done exactly that. And once you've been caught, no matter how many times he tries to prove to you that he's not doing that THIS time, it makes him hard to trust him if you are on the other side of some issue at hand. That's understandable. He made his bed - he should lie in it - even though he feels ashamed that he has to. But he can dish it out and take it too. So it's only fair. He knows that.

Even though he contiinues to do it regularly, his early years on PDXradio.com were spent on the other side making an dick of himself. TERRIBLE first impression. BOY did he get his ass handed to him. And rightly so. I recall it so vividly. I don't know if it's archived somewhere - but this little punk came in to a seasoned veteran area and started talking shit. It was rude and not exactly called for. Even though he learned a lot from it, he still thought what he said was right. But poorly worded.

It was then he left PDXRadio and went on to build a successful internet radio station. Averaging 4500 listeners at a time during peak hours. He got a rug pulled out from under him by those who actually controlled his stream and he watched it die a slow death. He took a break from Internet Radio for a few years. He's now on track to do something quite special. He has received professional help ( in just about all aspects of his mind - but specifically in the manifestation of launching a new station - check your local listings for a launch date this summer.) And he will share the glory with the person who is making it all possible once it's all done. It'll be a black guy event. Sorry - TIE - black TIE event. Where was I? Oh yeah.

Sean has a lot of love to give. He's a Leo though. They get, uh, upset about prideful things. But he's generous and trusting and believes he can read a person really quickly - especially if he meets them in person.

CJ is a joker at heart. Like the time he introduced himself to the last PDX get-together as Herb and couldn't even get seated before he broke character. He's not a good liar. But he will spin you as hard as he can until you at least understand why he thinks the way he does.

He loves it when someone asks him questions. It gives him a break from babbling and changes his perspective.

He's got some secrets too. Deep ones. Oy vey they run so deep.............................................................daddy.......... .......................but he's dealt with them as best he can.

Honesty. Integrity. Completely full of himself. Conflicted. Excellent driver. Likes music A LOT. Wants to lose weight. Doesn't want to hear Chris give him health tips. ( wink, you bastard ). Blessed and knows it. Much more normal than you'd think - but just abnormal enough to to make him interesting. Or at least not picked last for your team.

Ladies and Gentlemen, at 7' 9" and a rookie in the game of life, playing left-field and playing it well, wearing number 42 on the front and 3.14159265358979323846 on the back, the man, the tosser of fowl, YYYYYYYOUR WATERBOY FROM AMBOY ( This is where the crowd yells " ATTA BOY! " ) I give you ChiiiickenJUUUUUUUGGGGGGLERRRRRRRRRRRR.

*crickets* *crickets* tumbleweed *cricket*

Oh, and he hates unicorns.

... and the CROWD GOES WILD!

Oh, and on unicorns... don't go to Italy, you'll hate it!

A deer with a single horn in the center of its head has been spotted in a nature preserve in Italy. Italian officials are buzzing over the 1-year-old Roe Deer – nicknamed “Unicorn.” It was born in captivity at the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato. Officials believe “Unicorn” was born with a genetic flaw because his twin has two horns.

YAYYYY for Her ... errrrr CJ!

That was freakin' hilarious. "Hello, I'm Herb." You had a straight face for about five seconds while DT and I just looked at each other in shock.

Good times!

You rock. Keep it coming man. I laugh at least once per day reading your stuff.

Love it.

(ears perk up)

Project?? Can't wait to hear about that.

CJ, while we may not agree on everything, I enjoy reading your posts.

They are generally well thought out and researched.

I hope to meet you at the next get together!

Chickenjuggler, you are a complex person without getting a complex about it. I dig that. Your posts are certainly must reads for me and I get either a good think, a good laugh, or both. Thank you.

I am excited to hear that you have a project getting set to launch. I definitely hope we have a chance to meet up soon.

I think this is the most frank and spot on self-assessment I've ever seen!

I stand in awe at that self-perspective. It's a very healthy thing. I'm envious.

It really is amazing how much I rule. It's hard to overstate.

( I'm stuck somewhere right now and playing around with my new phone. Which, like myself, is awesome ).

You know a new phone makes the man! Now you are super bad ass. Got some new rims too?

Cj's new phone:
http://www.oaktreeent.com/web_photos/Telephones/SouthWestern_Bell_Motorola_Brick _Cell_phone_web.jpg
CJ's new Rims:
http://www.jejamescycles.com/specialOffers/images/roadBikeWheels.jpg
CJ's new look:
http://a421.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/m_d482679a0ca49268d373e4386c733 f3c.jpg

Hey CJ

Thanks for being real, this place would not be the same without you. Make sure to keep is in the loop when the new project kicks off!

Oh and BTW, you might consider shaving those legs if you wanna run around dressed like that!

L8R

CJ-

Health tip number 128. Never take a health tip from a pdxradio.com posser like me.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to make my power drink.

I'll be back later.