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huh?

Don't worry...the good part is still to come!

One of the best threads on this board in a long time!

Reminds me of "Jericho"! .... ..

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Pat Pattee and Bill Dodd.

first six posts were completely understandable....

I really did say something in my post. Do you know what it was?

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S O S

di-di-di-dah-dah-dah-di-di-dit

Sounds like a lyric form a song!

S O L

There's a great blues-jazz side by the Louis Armstrong Hot Five cut in 1926 or '27 titled
"S O L Blues." Wonder how they ever got that by the Okeh (later absorbed by Columbia) record label? Who knew...

Playing stuff like this on the KINK Friday night blues show may have had something to do with my version being cancelled and old pal B.A. getting the gig on Sunday night. LOL. Oh well. Bob does a superb job; it is one of the best blooze shows on the air of all time, anywhere, anytime.

I'm going back to my Crown Royal with a Bud back now. I'd say "catch ya on the flip side" 'cept they ain't no flip sides any mo'.

See ya.

I'd like to nominate a guy named Otto as my top obsolete DJ, but I feel bad about doing it because he works so hard. It is just like my last year at WITR, where this guy named MAC took over all the shifts where we would otherwise be off the air. Man, that guy was unstoppable!

> > Perfect breasts
> > (o)(o)
> >
> > Fake breasts
> > ( + )( + )
> >
> > Perky breasts
> > (*)(*)
> >
> > Big nipple breasts
> > (@)(@)
> >
> > Acups
> > o o
> >
> > D cups
> > ( O )( O )
> >
> > Wonder bra breasts
> > (oYo)
> >
> > Cold breasts
> > ( ^ )( ^ )
> >
> > Lopsided breasts
> > (o)(O)
> >
> > Pierced Breasts
> > (Q)(O)
> >
> > Hanging Tassels Breasts
> > (p)(p)
> >
> > Grandma's Breasts
> > \ o /\ o /
> >
> > Against The Shower Door Breasts
> > ( )( )
> >

....Crown Royal with a Bud back....

My aunt and uncle drank Seagrams with a Carling Black label back....ahhhh the 50s and 60s....

the good old days

Valley girl draw the pic that best fits your breasts.

It's radio....use your imagination

Ok. Using my imagination and since the weather has been colder than normal I am guessing
( ^ ) ( ^ ).

It's the internet

maybe

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I've got plenty of java

And Chesterfield Kings

But I feel like crying

I wish I had a heart like ice

Heart like ice

--Donald Fagen, The Nightfly, 1982


There is true love

And real life

Whatever they are

Somewhere

Some-way

Some-how

Sometimes

Away

When I was back there in seminary school

Nothing is real

And which is an illusion

Became everything I ever believed

Or thought might be true

Was etched in a popular song

And a cinematic hallucination exaggeration

I wait all night for calls like these

But I will always love you

Baby, you're the greatest

Mrs. Merkin

--Burma Shave, 2008, The End of These Lines

Good Gawd Jeff--

You wanna cheer DOWN just a little bit? More Prozac and Lithium dude. Pass on the Crown Royal for a change.

Be happy. Glenn Miller says so!

Mrs. Merkin has a mysterious hold on Jeff....

DJ's:please return to 620 and 910 soon, bring boxes filled with oldies to Play for us!!!!!!!

If the DJs have money (this might be an unlikely scenario), they might get to spin their oldies at 1010.

1550 ALSO??OF COURSE KEX COULD CHANGE FROM NOISE/TALK BACK TO FULL SERVICE!!!

"DJ's:please return to 620 and 910 soon, bring boxes filled with oldies to Play for us!!!!!!!"

Wrong thread, 62kgw. That post belongs in the "Burned out and obsolete PDXRadio posts" thread.

Actually, Mr. Jeffy has a strange and mysterious hold on Miss M.

Meet me in my van down by the river and you spin some vinyl and I'll ply you with CR, Bud, stinky cheese, big fat grapes, and a pu-pu platter.

I'll be just like Susan Sarandon in 'Bull Durham'...OK, stop laughing...

Seriously, Dude needs to be on Satellite radio. Oregon is just too small to hold that amount of musical knowledge in that grey matter, those pipes and that wicked naughty deliciousness that was aimed at us babes.

We miss you. Notice I said "we", not "I". I'm not alone.

Thats true Merkin. I miss Jeffrey also, and I have yet to open my mouth and talk about the passionate love affair that me and Jeffrey had behind closed doors.
OOPS......Foot in mouth!

See? The love that cannot be denied is bigger than I thought.

(So that's why he never calls me! Must be the Yugo.)

Yes, Justin--you were awfully good, a fine receptacle. But Mrs. Merkin...my heart and soul runneth over, throbbing and pulsating. I don't call you, my darling, because you are happily married, with children. You are also unlisted.

You know where to find me.

No I don't!

If I knew that, I'd probably be calling you and asking you to "Play Nina Simone For Me".

You'd be calling the police about a stalking problem.

Smooches!

Wouldn't it be funny if Mrs Merkin WERE Jeffrey? Now, there's a rumor to start!

What a minute....Mrs. Merkin is a babe? Sez who????

Probably just me.