Have some fun with this table topic I made up for a recent Toastmasters meeting- "Which Doesn't Belong, and Why?"

Hillary Clinton
Bernie Guisto
Bill Clinton


Beethoven
Barbara Streisand
Mick Jagger

Fred Meyer
Safeway
Wal-Mart


Law and Order
The Simpsons
Saturday Night Live


NBC
CBS
ABC


Oregon
Washington
Idaho


Peanut Butter
Spaghetti
Malt-O-Meal


Yesterday
Today
Tomorrow


The Day The Earth Stood Still
Titanic
West Side Story


Paul
George
John
Ringo


Santa Claus
The Tooth Fairy
John Wayne



NBA Basketball
NFL Football
Major League Baseball

Books
Movies
Music



Grade School
High School
College



Trains
Planes
Automobiles


Morning
Noon
Night


Garlic
Old Socks
Wet Dog


Intuition
Facts
Rumors


Bozo the Clown
Jay Leno
Al Gore

Jerry Springer
Oprah Winfrey
George W. Bush

Eggs Over Easy
Scrambled Eggs
Hard Boiled Eggs


Starbucks Coffee
Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse
Your Mom’s Kitchen


Powerball
Oregon Megabucks
Lightning Strikes


Rock ‘n Roll
Jazz
Hip-Hop


Math
Literature
Science


Zombies
Politicians
Ghosts


Screaming babies
Screaming toddlers
Nails on a chalkboard


Bums
Jerks
Idiots


Time Magazine
Newsweek Magazine
Superman Comic books


New Year’s Day
Labor Day
April Fool’s Day

Hillary Clinton - hasn't cheated on her spouse (that we know of)
Bernie Guisto
Bill Clinton

Fred Meyer
Safeway - not named after it's founder
Wal-Mart

Law and Order
The Simpsons - no cast changes since inception)
Saturday Night Live

NBC
CBS-not previously affiliated with one of the others (ABC was once NBC Blue or something like that
ABC

Oregon
Washington
Idaho-no coastline

Peanut Butter-doesn't come in a box
Spaghetti
Malt-O-Meal

Yesterday-the only one with an accurate weather report
Today
Tomorrow

The Day The Earth Stood Still
Titanic
West Side Story-no Michael Rennie (narrator in '53 Titanic)

Paul
George
John
Ringo-not dead yet (Paul died in '66, remember? ;-)

Enough for now...

Ed- You have waaaay too much time on your hands after school.

Oh wait....long weekend. Okay you get a hall pass.

"Oh wait....long weekend. Okay you get a hall pass."

But a sh*tload of grading in my schoolbag. Thank goodness for helpful, caring spouses - right, Chris?

Bernie Guisto - a non-Clinton

Beethoven - only deaf musician

Wal-Mart - 100% non-union retailer

The Simpsons - only non-NBC show

CBS - the only "System"

Oregon - Only early land use planning state.

Malt-O-Meal - only brand name.

Tomorrow - the only day without a history

Titanic - Only director to say "I am king of the world" on national tv

Ringo - the only known Beatle that can't do a drum roll.

The Tooth Fairy - only female

Major League Baseball - only sport without a clock.

Music - needs a staff.

College - no bullies in halls

Automobiles - Under $100,000 to buy.

Noon - only specific time of day

Garlic - the only edible stink.

Rumors - only trailer park way of thinking

Al Gore - Appears in Futurama

George W. Bush see "rumors"

Starbucks Coffee - wouldn't mind seeing nude

Lightning Strikes - best odds

Jazz - liked by more musicians than non-musicans

Science - the wrath of ultra conservatives

Ghosts - can't use an atm machine

Screaming babies - only thing that need boobies

Idiots - only group that a member ever got elected president from.

Superman Comic books - only periodical with a Lois Lane spread.

April Fool’s Day - the only day of the year I quit my job.

You're spot on except for screaming babies. Grown men need boobies too.

Hillary Clinton
Bernie Guisto wore a badge in the school play.
Bill Clinton

Beethoven wrote his own material.
Barbara Streisand
Mick Jagger

Fred Meyer
Safeway was founded with investments by a church.
Wal-Mart

Law and Order
The Simpsons are funny.
Saturday Night Live

NBC
CBS
ABC had Mork & Mindy.

Oregon once included Washington, Idaho and parts of other states and provinces.
Washington
Idaho

Peanut Butter does not require boiling water to prepare it.
Spaghetti
Malt-O-Meal

Yesterday is not a work in progress.
Today
Tomorrow

The Day The Earth Stood Still will never put an annoying song in your head.
Titanic
West Side Story

Paul
George
John
Ringo did not have to light a condom on fire to see around his dressing room in Germany.

Santa Claus
The Tooth Fairy does not wear boots.
John Wayne

NBA Basketball is never played outdoors.
NFL Football
Major League Baseball

Books cannot be enjoyed in the dark.
Movies
Music

Grade School had recess.
High School
College

Trains
Planes cannot fly with a steam engine.
Automobiles

Morning
Noon only lasts a minute.
Night

Garlic can be shared in a kiss without utterly ruining the moment.
Old Socks
Wet Dog

Intuition is a secret.
Facts
Rumors

Bozo the Clown
Jay Leno
Al Gore is smart.

Jerry Springer
Oprah Winfrey earned her money.
George W. Bush

Eggs Over Easy
Scrambled Eggs can be cooked in a pitching galley on a ship.
Hard Boiled Eggs

Starbucks Coffee
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
Your Mom's Kitchen only involves one overworked and under-appreciated person.

Powerball
Oregon Megabucks
Lightning Strikes don't make you distrust everyone when they happen to you.

Rock-n-Roll
Jazz musicians read music.
Hip-Hop

Math
Literature is not always an integral part of weapons development.
Science

Zombies are a classic pop band from Britain.
Politicians
Ghosts

Screaming babies
Screaming toddlers
Nails on a chalkboard never elicit hugs as a reaction.

Bums won the World Series and moved to Los Angeles.
Jerks
Idiots

Time Magazine
Newsweek Magazine
Superman Comic books were full of truth, justice and the American way.

New Year's Day
Labor Day
April Fool's Day is not known for a universal hangover.

Bonus quote mashup:

Thank goodness for helpful, caring spouses...
Grown men need boobies too.

"The Day The Earth Stood Still will never put an annoying song in your head."

Speak for yourself...I still have the sound of that damned theremin stuck in my brain. Klaatu barada fuckin' nicto!

LMAO!!!

I loved your list. Good luck working through that big satchel of paper my friend. :0)