A revival of an previous thread.

"George W Bush: End of an Error"

"W = Worst"

On the front of a Republicans car;

Run Hillary Run

From the 2000 election after it was over;

Sore/Looserman

Still Valid today;

Friends don't let friends vote Democrat!

"Tortue is not American"
"It's Republican"

Not a bumper sticker, but a T Shirt available from Cafepress.com;

“The Democrats Are Coming. Hide You Wallets. Hide your Guns. Hide Your Paycheck. Hide Your First Amendment Rights. Hide your Religion. Hide Your Fetuses!”

“Pay your taxes. 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you”

Our President is an Idiot
(and you KNOW it.)

Of course we know it.
Anyone who doesn't is an Idiot too.

A former Proto Person

Save the Blastocysts!

"Bush blah blah blah"

" I hate bumper stickers"

Abort the Gay Baby Seals!

I forgot to mention that these have to be bumper stickers you see on the road, not ones you see on the web or think of on your own...

Save the Earth...honor it's Creator

1980's sticker!

2004 Bumper Sticker (was on my Land Cruiser);

Flush the Two Johns

Current Bumper Sticker on the Cruiser;

Guns Don't Kill People
Abortion Clinics Kill People

bah-dah boom....

oh...sorry...at sticker...real one.

Got Jesus? It is hell without Him

Actually, abortions don't kill any people, just embryos and fetuses. Guns kill people and sometimes kill embryos or fetuses as well.

Vitalogy,
your sticker must be a big one with it's length or in real small print.

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5781.html

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

I've seen that one too! I like it!

Saw this one the other day;

If it's not a baby
You're not pregnant

Dog is my Co-Pilot

Broadway, my bumper sticker says "Obama 08". I'm not normally one that puts stickers on my car though.

I saw this one today: "Yeehaw is not a foreign policy".

"If you're not outraged you're not paying attention"

"My kid beat up your honor student"

"Buck Fush"

"Sea Lion Caves"

"Car Bomb"

"Who is Jerry and why are you following me?"

"Free Tibet"

"This car passed the DEQ Clean Air Test"

"I Found It!"

"I Lost It!"

"Goose Hollow Parking Permit"

"This truck doesn't leak, it marks it's spot"

"KB101 Rock Deluxe"

"Where the Hell is Wall Drug?"

WILD WONDERFUL WEST VIRGINIA
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Teeth.

Amus's bumper sticker reminded me of a joke:

What does a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia do?
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He lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog!

No on 9

Billy Graham Crusade - Portland (circa 1992)

Wag More. Bark Less.

On the back of a truck in McMinnville in 1999:
"Keep Working! Millions on welfare are depending on you!"

One of my favorites you can get now: "Don't laugh, it's paid for."

"251 cars are at home because I'm on the road." (old TriMet bumper sticker on the back of their buses)

"With so many people moving here, how will we all keep moving? You're following the answer." (old C-TRAN bumper sticker on the back of their buses)

If Guns are Outlawed
Only Outlaws will accidentally shoot their Children

One of the first ones I saw after moving here;

Washington's Full. Go Home!

I saw this yesterday:

BUSH LEGACY: LEAVE NO CHILD A DIME

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/7010.html

"Bush Cheney 1984"

"Supersixtytwokaygeedoubleyou"

Someone in Eugene used to display a collage of stickers that read, "Vote No on Yes, Yes on no. No more more."

How about a "Dumper Sticker"
http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/uploaded_images/Pooper-scooper-truck-713982.jpg

I saw this one a couple weeks ago. I thought it was clever.

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/7074.html

I saw one in Seattle yesterday that said "Love Wins".

Here's one I saw Saturday;

Dick Cheney
Eats Kittens

My first thought: Maybe he likes Chineese food.

My second thought: Of course. You don't want to let them grow up and get tough!

That's EVIL!

Both the sticker and the pet food suggestion. (literally pets being food)

My uncle ran a hotel complex on the west side in the 80's. All was good, happy, shiny fun. Kids, pets, older people, younger people, a pool. Perfect.

Then some Asians moved in! I think they were very new to the country. Nice people, shared good food, their kids played with the other kids, and all seemed good until...

Most of the pets were gone within a month.

Scary huh?

In China domestics (dog and cat) you pay extra in the restaurants. Has Cheney ever been in China?

"When Reason Sleeps Demons Dance"

Nice one.

......Washington's Full. Go Home!

I moved out to make room for 1000 Californians.......

"94.7 NRK" (circa 1997)

"K103FM" (circa 1994 or so)

Apple Computer logo (circa 1993) (I have yet to get around to removing this one....but I am afraid it may be giving people the "wrong idea" about me, hint hint. ;o)

the old green OPB logo

"I Watched It In Closed Captioned!" (likely circa 1990s) Don't ask me about this one. My only guess is whomever put this on must have worked for a captioning company.

"REX" logo (as in "Rexpost" or formerly "Rex Recording Company". It's in downtown PDX, last I saw. A friend of mine used to work there until only recently--*very* cool place.......)

"I (heart) Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre!" (circa late-1980s)




Giant Fox Racing logo

"FMF - SO CAL."

"Alva - Made In USA" (a skateboard company)

"Duomo Racing" logo (an Italian motocross company)

DMX Music logo (business music service similar to Muzak)

"This Is a Zumiez Sticker!"

a newer OPB logo

"Buck Fush"

The radio station stickers and Closed-Caption sticker (as well as the tell-tale CEC sticker!!) came with the truck. All the others below the "gap" above, I applied meeself.

"Republicans For Voldemort"

On a small car: "When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be A Cadillac"

AM 970 THE BEAT.

Seen on old truck in North East PDX yesterday. Sweet.

LINUX "It's not just for breakfast anymore." Also seen in NE PDX.

Help! I can't decide which sticker to get from eBay:

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

So this is Hell?
I thought it would be a tad warmer.

I have no idea where I'm going.

You're looking at more woman than you can handle.

Please God
No more blonde teenage singers.



For these are for Broadway:

Jesus doesn't love you any more...
He's all mine

Jesus Loves you,
But I'm his favorite

I've found Jesus
He was behind the sofa



For Herb to read on the car in front of him:

If Religious groups want to get into politics,
they should pay taxes

I've yet to see a John McCain bumper sticker. I'm seeing a ton of Obama stickers though. Damn copy cats.

My two faves:

Earth First! We'll Log The Other Planets Later.

Plus this one, with a picture of a Native American Chief on it:

America...Love It, Or Give It Back.

Herb

"Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

"Jesus Is Coming. Look Busy!"

"I'm Dead" (Caption for a drawing of Elvis)

"Commander Nordin's Army" (might not be accurate--I only saw this window decal once, years ago)

"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"

Jesus Is Coming
And Boy Is He Pissed!

> Jesus Is Coming
> And Boy Is He Pissed!

AMEN!

Jesus was already here, mowed my lawn earlier.

Was he pissed?

He seemed to have mellowed out when he left here.
And as a bonus, I now have a pond full of wine!