Way to much time is spent away from peoples desks thus compromising efficiency and profits. Effective immediately we are installing new work stations to eliminate this loss in profits.
http://todaysfacilitymanager.com/facilityblog/uploaded_images/rr_poj_photo-78314 2.png

you've got to be able to recline somehow!
wheres the arm rests?

I'm sorry, this is the base model. The recliner model does indeed have armrests. If you order 12 or more they will throw in the microwave attachment for half price.

Add one of these, you have the complete package!

http://www.performancetoilets.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=12

LOL!

This discussion reminds me of the feeding machine in Modern Times.

I hope the boys on the radio side don't see this. Note the "Station Automation" system just above the TP roll.