How come nobody from Portland made Time's new Most Influential Person list?

Not Phil Stanford, nor Sam Adams, Jeff Gianola, Thomas Lauderdale, Mark Lindsey or anybody!

What gives?!

What do you expect?

1. Ron Leonard is "on the beach."
2. Barney Keep has been dead for years.
3. Mildred Schwab is also no longer with us.
4. Ditto for Jim Spagg.
5. Jennifermarlow has been banned from PDXRadio.
6. The New Mr Duffy Show never became a reality.
7. Deane Johnson is in Nebraska.
8. Nobody knows where Jeff Clarke is at the moment.
9. Mrs Merkin doesn't reside in Portland.
10. Eve Fuller is still working in Arbitron Market #18,564.

"10. Eve Fuller is still working in Arbitron Market #18,564."

I nearly broke my neck falling off my chair reading that one.

What's most shocking about #10 is that there's been no cry of anguish from Herb.

That restraining order must have finally gone into effect.

Come on Outsider, You know Herb only checks threads with:

Eve, Atheist, KLYC or Nixon in the header.

Okay, let's try this one then:

Eve Fuller, alleged atheist and newscaster at KLYC radio, based in a market supposedly never visited by Richard Nixon, left off Time's Most Influential People's list.

That work for you?

Now put that in a Header and you'll hook Herb like a big BLOW fish.