"Life is like a box of Chiclets. You always know what you're going to get."

Your turn.

Life is like a box of rocks.

The higher you throw it the harder it hurts...

"Mission accomplished"
— George Bush

I a uniter not a divider.

DUHbya

"Fool me once, shame on...you. Fool me twice...uh...don't get fooled again!"

- George W. Bush

Dead or alive we will find Bin Laden.

DUHbya

Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.

"Mine will be the most ethical administration in the history of the republic!"
President-Elect Bill Clinton, November 1992.

http://www.chuckbaldwinlive.com/ethical.html

http://www.clintonmemoriallibrary.com/clintoncrime.html

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -- The banner which hung on the USS Abraham Lincoln May 1, 2003 where President Bush declares victory in Iraq.

"I will restore honor and integrity to the White House".

"The US does not torture".

-George W. Bush

"I am not a crook."

~Richard Nixon trying to squirm out of his involvement with the Watergate break in.

I'm honest...

Tricky DICK



Damn Jews...

Tricky DICK

"That'll go over like a lead zeppelin."

Who's drummer Keith Moon to Yardbirds guitarist Jimmy Page when Jimmy told Keith he had formed a new band to finish out committed tour dates when the other members of the Yardbirds quit, and was thinking of callling them the "New Yardbirds." Page had assembled the members of what was to become Led Zeppelin. They ended up with that name.

Who's Pete Townshend has said that Who bass player John Entwistle actually had coined the phrase, but it was Moon that was brazen enough to tell Page what he thought about the Yardbirds transformation. (Other versions of this story do exist.)

I don't carry water for the Pope.

pdxradio court jester

"I like crap." - Some guy on a message board.

"He who laughs last ... He who last laughs ... He who ... Who he ... and don't you forget it! - Fred Flintstone

"Mine will be the most ethical administration in the history of the republic!"

That wouldn't be Tricky DICK and Co. would it? Oh that's right..... That would be the MOST DIShonest administration the WORLD has ever seen. Ill looks good next to DICK.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

My carma just ran over your dogma!

And two more;

Always take a moment to reflect on why your life sucks.

Out of every day, there is a flower that can be smelled -- too bad it isn't for you.

Here's one that applies to another current thread;

Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I don't really know what the speed of dark is; all I know is that light is faster.

You can prove this.

1 - Go to your bedroom.
2 - Turn on the bedroom light.
3 - Open the closet door and watch what happens.

The light runs in, the darkness does not run out, therefore light is faster than dark.

There is not much that isn't faster than ol' Dark these days!

"Go ahead, make my."

Hot shot rookie cop.

The door latch clicks before you can get it open therefore sound is even faster than light! ...wait

Bring 'em on.

"We Aim To Please, You Aim To Please"
and
"Don't look up here, Your peeing on the floor"

Signs for janitorial companies to place above urinals.

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."
The impeached Bill Clinton, whilst wagging his accusatory finger at the American public.

"I Am Not A Crook"
Dick Nixon
Just Before Resigning and running away from Impeachment.

"I'm not as good as I once was,
but I'm as good once as I ever was"

-Legendary Burl Baer
(Burl's famous line was stolen and made into
a country music hit by Toby Keith!)

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Babe Ruth

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

you're not getting it!!!!!

....sayings that DIDN'T quite make it....

Take a real one, and twist it a bit!

Like.... "A penny for your tits"......

........"Grease is Good"..........

.......You want the tools? You can't handle the tools"........

Next thread Please.

Indians, what Indians. Gen George Custer.

Christmas comes but twice a year.

God willing and the creek don't run dry.

(Actually heard our admin in St. Louis use these!)

I've heard "God willing, and the crik don't run dry" lots of places, but mainly in the Southern US.

I've always heard it as "God willing and the creek (crik) don't rise" as in flooding.

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."
The impeached Bill Clinton, whilst wagging his accusatory finger at the American public.

Herb, the closet-gay neocons get too riled up when a man screws a woman, but when Shrub screws the world, they have no problem.

neo-CONs have always looked the other way when there own screws America. They RE-write history so that there own look better.


God wanted me to invade Iraq.

DUHbya

So?

Nibs like liars??

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008

Gee, Trixter, I'll explain it for you: "So?" is what Dick Cheney responded when told that most Americans oppose the war. I mean, like, it was a saying that didn't quite make it. Get it?

Drives me nuts to hear someone say, Just sign your John Henry on this line.......

HANCOCK!!!!! IT'S HANCOCK YOU FRICKIN MORON!!!!!!

John Henry is known for getting killed by "this old hammer". I don't recall him being known for signing ANYTHING!