Tuesday, April 01, 2008 - 3:11 pm
PHILADELPHIA — Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton walked somberly into a press conference Tuesday and stood before microphones. Reporters tensed, sensing something big might be afoot.
“This has been a very hard fought race,” she said. “We clearly need to do something so that our party and our people can make the right decision. So, I have a proposal.”
The tension grew. Reporters shifted in their seats. Was she dropping out of the race? Offering to join rival Barack Obama as his running mate?
“Today, I am challenging Senator Obama to a bowl-off,” Clinton said, provoking relieved laughs from the assembled scribes.
Clinton carried on, making reference to Obama’s disastrous outing at a Pennsylvania bowling alley Saturday.
“A bowling night. Right here in Pennsylvania. The winner take all,” she went on. “I’ll even spot him two frames.”
“It is time for his campaign to get out of the gutter and allow all the pins to be counted. I’m prepared to play this game all the way to the tenth frame. When this game is over, the American people will know that when that phone rings at 3 a.m., they’ll have a president ready to bowl on day one.”
“Let’s strike a deal and go bowling for delegates. We don’t have a moment to spare, because...
it’s already April Fool’s Day. Happy April Fool’s Day.”
Tuesday, April 01, 2008 - 8:14 pm
Thing is, I heard Obama scored a 37. I don't understand how an able bodied adult can do that bad.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 7:56 am
Even so, he still managed to top W's IQ.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 10:56 am
With all that, President Bush has managed to beat the best the Demo's could throw at him, in 4 major elections.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:05 am
With a big asterisk next to one of those victories, and his streak would surely come to a crashing end if he were up for re-election in November.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:48 am
With all that, President Bush has managed to beat the best the Demo's could throw at him, in 4 major elections.
HE managed to beat who? Rove and Co. were the masterminds behind DUHbya winning. DON'T EVER exclude that from the fact that he won. DUHbya couldn't even have been Governor of TexASS without Rove.
