McCAIN...I am what you want me to be.

Clinton...We already made the mistakes the first time.

Obama... What can Brown do for you?

Huckabee...God said it, I believe it, that settles it.

McCain - No You Can't.

Clinton - This time is the last time.

Obama - Yes I can.

Huckabee - From Gods mind to my mouth.

Clinton...A Leopard can never get the spot's out!

Press conference quotes after a smear campaign:

McCain -- "I'm not winking because the lobbyists are cute, or I want to give them a sweetheart deal, or I want you to think I am being sly, or I thought that the opening act from the Klan was funny -- it is just a twitch!"

Clinton -- "I did not take credit for everything my husband accomplished in the Oval Office. Besides, even after two snifters of brandy, Monica did not swing that way."

Obama -- "If the empty suits call me an empty suit, the anti-Semites call me anti-Semitic, the racists call me racist, the inexperienced call me inexperienced, and the plagiarists call me a plagiarist, I guess I am all things to all people."

Huckabee -- "For the love of God, the squirrel was not endangered until I had it in my sights. No, I swear, that bar-be-que sauce recipe is in the Bible! My great-grandmother wrote it in the back cover under her secret for perfect pious crust."

Is this restricted to Presidential candidates?

How about Larry Craig:
"A man on every pot"

Or Ted Kennedy:

"A Blond in Every Pond"

Vote Hillary- "I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, either."