REWARD

A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL: HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY.

THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED.

IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE WAS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLIHENRY WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES.

HE IS ARMED WITH A CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER.

CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING A DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER A SERIES OF RESISTANCE.

THE ELECTROMOTIVE FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE HAD GONE TO EARTH.

THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT.

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO WAS PLAYING A HARMONIC.



For Those Who Understand, No Explanation Is Necessary. For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation Is Possible!

That's Shocking! I hope they rectifier this soon!

Please, no mho!

You want some mho? Here's some mho...

One night while his charge was high and his confidence level rising, Micro Farad went about to find a cute little cell to discharge with. He picked up Milli Amp and took her on a date that night. They drove across Wheatstone Bridge and had lunch in a magnetic field near the flowing current. Later, they went to a Tesla concert, where Micro made his shocking discovery. It seems Milli Amp was easily seduced by heavy metal music and could no longer conduct herself. Micro, attraced by Milli's luscious sine curves, finally got her field fully excited and her resistance at a minimum. He laid her on a ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her capacitance.
Pulling out his high frequency probe, he inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel, and began short-circuiting her shunts. Fully excited, Milli Amp mumbled, "Mho, Mho, give me Mho!!". With Micro's tube operating at maximum and his coil vibrating from the current flow, he soon got her shunt sizzling hot. Micro decided to go for it all, said "Watt the hell!" and smothered his face in Milli's pulsating joules. They fluxed all night long, trying every socket combination they knew of, until Micro began to lose his thrust. His bar magnet formed a soft iron core and had lost all its field strength. Micro's capacitor was discharging rapidly and soon every last electron was drained from his circuits. Frustrated, Milli Amp tried self-induction but only ended up damaging her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his transformer, so they ended the night by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

These are just silly stupid!

Thanks for the laugh.