Wow. So many warped things come to my feeble mind! My questions/comments are in red!

Human Tongue Accidentally Served Up in Hospital
Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A human tongue has been served up in a hospital canteen's chicken risotto — and bosses reckon it was accidentally dropped into the food by a doctor. WHAT was the Doctor doing carrying around part of a tongue and why did he carry it to the cafeteria?

Slovenian officials are investigating after a doctor complained about a strange piece of meat on his plate. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

Ananova.com revealed the doctor insisted it was not chicken and after some intense bickering it was sent away for tests — and found to be part of a human tongue.

Inspectors have closed the canteen in Izola, southern Slovenia, to review hygiene standards. This is good and probably warranted!

Bosses believe a doctor could have unwittingly dropped the tongue in the food after treating a patient. Bosses, refer to my question #1

A hospital spokesman insisted: "I can say clearly that we have never used patients' parts in any of our dishes." That's not true. Read this story! However, it's good to know that they don't do it on a regular basis.