An excerpt from the article below:

The book of Matthew also mentions an offending hand: "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

This from The Spokane Review:

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/local/story.asp?ID=227161

Good Lord! Where does the Bible say, Goeth ye to thine microwave and place thine offending member therein? If only he had listened to Ocean when he was looking for suggestions.

"The Devil made me do it!"
- Flip Wilson

" That kind of mental illness is just sad."

That's it exactly. If he really knew what was causing him to sin, he would have removed his brain. Not his hand. It was in his head. Maybe he'll get some help though.

That Bible can be a pretty dangerous book in the wrong hands.

It's all in the interpretation.

"That Bible can be a pretty dangerous book in the wrong hands."

Or "stumps"!

If the devil (Satin) can convience you he doesn't exist, he wins.

Does the same apply to God?

Satin? It DOES exist! I tried it once. They were cold and slippery and wouldn't stay on the bed.

You can also order a nice wedding dress from the JC Penny Catalog. Horns/tail not included.

What a major bummer!

I feel for this guy big time, having accepted so much that he was willing to do himself all that harm.

Ed: funny that!

AH Yes, Nights in White Satin!

Okie, I don't know if a devil exists, but neither do you.

I think Nwokie exists. Otherwise how would his posts get here?

Devil with a Blue Satin Dress On.

"Otherwise how would his posts get here?"

The troll's more liberal side.

The Devil Made Him Post It! The Internet is full of Sin, we need to rid the world of it!

Of course I exist, I thunk, therefor i are.

You know...

Herb's been pretty scarce lately.
You don't suppose......