Friday, December 07, 2007 - 9:34 am
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be
deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $4.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how
many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply
in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10 I'm making some changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me you
are one of the changes.
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 6:55 pm
Being forwarded now to my co-workers.
Thanks Darkie! You are a valuable source of useless but entertaining crap!
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 8:07 pm
USELESS! The Noive! I intend on using #2 myself!
Brian called it "Random Shit".
Hey, it beets the crap and shit that a certain other unnamed person spews out around here!
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 9:13 pm
"Hey, it beets the crap and shit that a certain other unnamed person spews out around here!"
Dang-And I thought we were working towards that first real man to man hug.
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 9:53 pm
I don't swing that way man!
I was referring to the fact of "H"ow "E"every "R"epublican "B"ullshit thread seems to be generated by one certain unnamed person!
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 9:54 pm
LMAO! So... did somebody say office?
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 10:26 pm
LMAO at LS's link...Priceless!
Monday, December 10, 2007 - 10:31 pm
DT, to me you are the very essence of #2!
I love you, man, so gimme a hug!
(And a former poster here - Princess Gandrina Pancho Sanchez - has referred to Christmas as "Random Crap Day" for many years!)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 7:08 am
WOW, I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult! Considering the source I think I will just take it as both! So here you go, "Shitload's" of hugs headed your way and may I just add that you are "Number 1" in my books as well! (But a sucky 2nd in Football)!
