How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

The truth is, the light bulb didn't burn out, the demo/libs stole it, so they could put up a light to giude illegal immigrants across the border.

And the demo congress refused to fund money for new light bulbs, until the President promised to withdraw all lightbulbs from the mideast.

And Obama is calling for a new light bulb tax, for those with lots of light bulbs, so light bulbs can be given to the poor.

Hillary is declaring she can use just as bright a bulb as any man.

The truth is, the light bulb didn't burn out, the demo/libs stole it, so they could put up a light to giude illegal immigrants across the border.

And the GOP has done what? "DUH"bya and Co. have done what??? NOT A GD THING!

Hillary is declaring she can use just as bright a bulb as any man.

NOT DEFENDING HER but "DUH"bya needs 8 pages of instructions on how to SCREW in a light bulb.

The problem is, everytime somebody says "screw" -- he giggles, runs down the hall looking for Laura and tugs on her apron.

"Hey, um, honey, do you think you spare a moment to... y'know, titter, titter... do... it."

She shoos him away and shudders remembering the twin lines on the coffee table that put twins in her arms.

He is so frustrated and mixed up that he tells Cheney to find somebody for a screwjob.

This routine Darktemper described has obviously gone on for years, because it is the only thing the White House has managed to get done with him around.

Ron Paul: We don't need government involved in the light bulb, so it's not gonna get changed.

If the people want some light, they can do it themselves.

I'm here to keep people from stealing each others lights!

And the demo/libs would insist on a UN study, to determine if the US was using more than its fair share of light bulbs, during which the Russian Ambassador would insist the UN rule it wasn't an American that invented the lightbulb, Thomas Edison, but a Russian Scientist.

Then the Demos would introduce a bill in congress to tax the rich so the poor could have subsidized light bulbs, however most of the money would go to administration, and writting new rules on safety standards for light bulbs.

And when they finally got around to replacing the Govt light bulb, it will be found that at some time before, the person installing the light fixture had thought about asbestos, making it necessary to tear down the white house, and rebuild it ot current standards, but the light fizture will be saved.

And the demo/libs would insist on a UN study, to determine if the US was using more than its fair share of light bulbs, during which the Russian Ambassador would insist the UN rule it wasn't an American that invented the lightbulb, Thomas Edison, but a Russian Scientist.


And EXTREMEIES like yourself and Herb would just nuke the living shit out of them. No questions NO negotiations NOTHING! Just wipe them off the face of God's green earth.

Hey Darktemper, you forgot one. You also need one person to tell the American people how godly and moral all that is.

Herb, why don't you take care of that.

Nuke the UN?

Trixter, what a wonderful idea!

Not Nuke as in radiation though, since they are in NY, just "nuke" them out of existence. Or at least send them packing off US soil. Let them run their little commie group elsewhere.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!

Bada boom!

No one in the Bush administration can screw in a light bulb because they can never see the light, nor can they see the light at the end of the tunnel.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train!

LMAO @ Missing -- You are so right! The only upside is that lightbulb development would not be subsidized by taxpayers and overseas companies would have high tariffs on their designs and units. In order to be affordable, the lightbulbs would have to be developed and manufactured domestically -- and here's the rub -- if at all.

The light bulb in the Bush admin has been burned out since 2002 and anybody making notice of that in the White House follows it up with "needing to spend more time with the family".