Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 1:18 pm |
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What would you do if a pig fell from a truck you were following on the highway? |
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Author: Nwokie Monday, November 12, 2007 - 1:25 pm |
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Not real bright, she should have called 911, but she should never have gone up to the pig. Pigs can be real mean sometimes. |
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Author: Herb Monday, November 12, 2007 - 1:46 pm |
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If that story had ended any different, I'd want pork chops for dinner. |
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Author: Amus Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:08 pm |
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Oh... Here we go.... |
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Author: Entre_nous Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:37 pm |
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Occaisionally glancing up through the rain, |
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Author: Mrs_merkin Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:37 pm |
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She definitely squealed on her brakes. |
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Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:44 pm |
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You think she will wind up "Suey-ing"? |
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Author: Mrs_merkin Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:47 pm |
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I'll have the Chop Soooo-weeeee! |
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Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 2:51 pm |
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"The pig hit the ground spinning" |
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Author: Herb Monday, November 12, 2007 - 3:07 pm |
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With apologies to Hank Williams, Jr: |
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Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 3:11 pm |
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That ought to be a "Rib" sticking good time! |
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Author: Shyguy Monday, November 12, 2007 - 3:11 pm |
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This is for all my fellow "porkers" here. |
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Author: Chris_taylor Monday, November 12, 2007 - 3:40 pm |
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That swine must have heard the joke wrong. It's when "pigs fly" not "pigs roll." |
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Author: Skybill Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:04 pm |
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Roll on down the highway! |
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Author: Mrs_merkin Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:22 pm |
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Chris, he must've heard it (wrong) through the grape-swine. |
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Author: Chris_taylor Monday, November 12, 2007 - 5:29 pm |
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Embellishment has it's porks...uh perks. |
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Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 6:50 pm |
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Doesn't this just crisp your bacon? |
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Author: Mrs_merkin Monday, November 12, 2007 - 10:31 pm |
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What?!? (Redux.) |
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Author: Darktemper Monday, November 12, 2007 - 10:33 pm |
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Sloppy, real sloppy. |
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Author: Mrs_merkin Monday, November 12, 2007 - 11:15 pm |
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Sloppy? Let's revisit a certain recent thread here. I still can't even decipher the topic! Now that was 100 proof! |
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Author: Shyguy Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 1:10 am |
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Ok so I am hungary tonight. How about a Bourbon glazed pork chop with an apple bourbon compote?. Maker's Mark, Wild Turkey, Eagle Rare, Bookers. ANyone else? |
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Author: Skeptical Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 1:28 am |
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Pork RoadKill Residue Soda? |
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Author: Darktemper Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 5:41 am |
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What thread, I have no idea of what you are referring to? Pork Rinds or pickled pig's feet anyone? |
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Author: Skybill Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 9:15 am |
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Kosher Ham??? |
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Author: Darktemper Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 10:36 am |
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After investigation, the culprit responsible for this swine crime was apprehended. Tom Butterball had only one comment: |
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Author: Shyguy Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 12:05 pm |
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Yeah Jones Soda has promised that there Ham flavored soda will be a Kosher product. |
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