Cow Falls Off Cliff, Crashes Onto Van on Highway

MANSON, Wash. — Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object — a 600-pound cow.

The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized.

The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple's minivan, causing heavy damage.

A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson.

The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

Everson, 49, said he didn't see the cow falling and didn't know what happened until afterward.

He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308676,00.html

Holy Cow!

That's Udderly unbelievable!

It was an udder disaster!

how long is the media going to milk this story?

Mooooooove along folks.
Nothing to see here.

You think they will make a mooooovie about it?

LMAO! Y'all'r gonna put 'er out to pasture already?

Y' best git th' bovine ballyhoo 'bout Bessie back in d' barn.

Aw shucks fellers.

Thanks Bill --- I always count on you having the best flying stories. :0)

But there are so many unanswered questions.
Who gets the hamburger?
Is this considered an "Act of God"?
How do you explain this to the insurance co, "I was just driving along, when a cow fell on me".

Ha!

Along similar lines, has anyone here (besides me) ever played "Streets of Sim City", per chance?

I bet the driver had a bowel Mooooovement when it happened!

and that's no bull!

I hope it was a de-calfenated cow

Hey, what do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground Beef! HA

WHEN PIGS FLY!!!!

whoops, wrong farm animal thread.

Sorry, my bad.

I have actually hit cow.

Next thread please.

Stop ribbing Chris! He has a steak in this.

Too bad the little guy couldn't grab a bo-vine on the way down!

That poor cow must have committed suicide after the farmer milked her dry!

The Mr. had no time to steer clear. (and that's not the only thing running clear)

(you guys are killing me!)

The driver might have herd the cow coming if only her horn worked!

New sign on that road reads:

Danger
Falling Animal's
And That's No Bull

Sorry, I can't top any of this so I'll just moove over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZy4yChJkU

I think DT is on to something.

I too think the cow committed suicide but for a different reason.

It herd that bovine emissions were leading to global warming and the cow was mooooved to commit suicide to protect the environment!

Q: What do you call a cow that tried to jump over the fence, but didn't make it?

A: An udder failure.

Hah that's sad for the folks from Michigan, they're more used to hitting deer with their cars than being hit by cattle ...

Maybe the cow was committing suicide because it couldn't stand Chelan County anymore. Things are a little ... erm different there ...

"Portland radio listeners are making the moooove to the new MOOViN 107.5!"

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Just kidding.

What do you get from a cow that can't remember anything?



Milk of Amnesia! bwa hahaha

What do you call a cow with only three legs?





Lean Beef!

I think we should pause and remember the old saying ... "To err is human; to forgive, bovine."

OK....enough kidding. The poor cow's herd is mourning. They have to hoof it to the Moo-tician today and they are udderly mooooved by this experience. Half of them are sick to boot, they have Hay-Fever.

It's really a shame because she was working towards her degree at COWlumbia college and was getting straight "A's" in COWculus, psyCOWology, MOOsic, and therMOOdynamics.

Perhaps she was pushed over the cliff.

Because the other members of the herd were cowed by her accomplishments.

NAW, she was COWersed into trying to fly by tying a BULLoon to her. As we all know this UDDERLY failed to work.

Nice one Amus!!

Headstone idea: The sacred cow was Colin him home, and he was not a Cowherd.

Here lies Bessy
When she died it was Messy
There was nothing to boast
Ruined was the roast

Ohhhh I got a good one.

When they called the insurance company they simply told the adjuster that they were "T-BONED"!

Anyone for a little cow tipping?

Try this:

Cue 80's Wendy's commercial...

"Where's the beef?"

Then, a 600 pound cow lands on the hood of the car..and the drive-thru attendant asks... "would you like to super-size that?"

Do cows get asked to fill out Arbitron dairies?

Why not, they like to listen to MOOsic.
The end results are just a pile of crap though!

(Edited Version)

Like all puns,

Some are smooth as butter
But some are milked to the point
that they cause your stomach to churn.

*BAM*

Hat trick!

I think I'll just kick back and chew on it for a while.

CUD it out, you're killing me!

The cow's last udderance beefore going over the cliff:

COWABUNGA!!!

I don't have the stomachs to read any more of these.

But why is it ... that I feel like a milk shake when I hear about a bouncing cow?

Aw, just HOOF it on over to BV and have one in rememberance of ol' Messy Bessy. No need to get all shook up about it.

Good idea, DT. Beef jerky, anyone?

Maybe the cow had read about another cow jumping over the moon, and was trying to give it a shot?

Or her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she was commiting mooicide.

When the chips are down, the bull is empty.

Good grief, these are just bad!

Funny as hell though.

And thats no bull!

Well I guess we shouldn't tell joke's about cow's. After all, nobody likes a cattle-tale.

Did somebody prod you to come up with that one?

I don't want to be branded as a cowpuncher!

Have you heard the new mooosic from the cow's?

It's titled: "I Herd It Through The Bo-Vine"

What a bunch of COWmedian's!

I sure hope no udder cow's fall off that cliff, I don't think I could milk it any more.

Aw what the heck, i'll just make a post to this one to and moooooove it back up to the top for so more barnyard fun!