http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=3778763

Forget the hot dogs and peanuts, baseball fans. It's time for some tacos.

Thanks to a stolen base by the center fielder for the Boston Red Sox, Jacoby Ellsbury, and a fast-food chain's promotion, everyone in the United States can go get a free taco at Taco Bell next Tuesday, Oct. 30, between 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. local time.

Too bad it took until game THREE to get that stolen base.

Whatever happened to good fundamental baseball? hah

Jacoby, as some of you might know, is out of Madras Oregon and played for Oregon St.

America still needs a free Tums. :0)

To put a nice finish to the season, this joke was passed along by my Mom. It was originally on Car Talk:

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees' fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis Church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

The Red Sox fan exclaimed, "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees' fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.

Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees' fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest.

"I got him with the door."

The stolen base was in Game two.