Anyone else ever had to deal with these things in their house?

http://www.backyardstyle.com/shop/images/Millipede.jpg

I do not like them, Sam I am.

I think Herrb's wife has. She's married to one.

Observe: Heavily "armed", helmet is permanently attached, also has very hard shell which is impervious to anything entering externally, scurries away or curls up in ball when a bright light is directed it's way (fight or flight), direct descendant of dinosaurs, small brain pan, uncanny resemblance to disgraced former US president, prolific asexual reproducer. Once believed impossible to exterminate, recent evidence points to early demise due to miniscule global temperature increases and the next US Presidential election, which will force worm out of house and self-relocation to reside below large heavy rocks, or under bridges with trolls. Impossible to eradicate until November 2008, when 100 year-life cycle ends. Abhors and recoils from terrorists armed with WMD, such as Raid™.

What merkie said.

(They used to get in my garage and basement -- zero-tolerance caulking will get rid of them)

Go to Home Depot and get some industrial strength pesticide (Durzban sp? used to be great, but I don't know if you can still buy it) and a sprayer.

Mix it at about a strength of about 3-4 times what the label says.

Voila. No more bugs!

And spray it where? I don't even know where they are coming from.

You spray it around doors and windows.
You could get a cat, they like to play with them, and usually kill them, but then you got dead bugs around the house

Merkin Stop No Really Stop ROFLMFAO!

"industrial strength pesticide"

Keep in mind that the further right you lean, the less the loss of brain cells matter.