You can't make this stuff up. Life is stranger than fiction. This from KREM News:

http://www.krem.com/topstories/stories/krem2_101007_attemptedhanging.1588a209f.h tml

Don't you just love the holidays? This was better than any 4th of July mishap!

Thanks, Craig!

P.S. While I was reading the legal documents on Rush's bad behavior on The Smoking Gun (linked on another thread), I also perused this one which also deals with ass-phyxia, albeit self-inflicted...

Falwell colleague dies getting his autoerotic rubber kink on

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece or comb-over.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

This is fun:

http://dedge.com/flash/hangman/hangman.swf?a=300



(Now, Craig, put your other reason back up here!)

NO! (I can't even remember what I wrote.)

Something about your sack, I think.

Or was it a colostomy bag?

Darn this stupid disease, you know the one, the one where you can't remember stuff, uh, what's it called? And when is Halloween exactly?