Author: Justin_timberfake
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 12:26 am
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According to just about every source and every paper, Jessica Alba has recently contacted Genital herpies. She claims that Derek Jeter gave it to her. I gotta be honest, I really feel bad for Derek Jeter, He will never be able to sleep with a woman EVER AGAIN! Poor guy, he has only slept with about 500 of the most beautiful women inn Hollywood! I hope he has a good PR team, because this has got to be the worst thing to happen to a guy. Could this be the end of his career in baseball???
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Author: Sutton
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 4:14 am
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Derek's little bat may just not see as much action as one of his big bats.
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Author: Trixter
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 11:35 am
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I'd have to say that JA is done too... We might LOVE to look at her face and tight bod but now the wonder spot is tainted. YUCK!
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Author: Bunsofsteel
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:02 pm
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Stats on Jeter??? What are we talking about home runs, or outbreaks?? HA HA! That is NASTY! I think Jessica Alba would be the perfect spokesperson for Valtrex. I will never be able to look at her the same!! Im sure more celebs are walking aroud with herpies, we just havent found out about it YET! That would suck to be Derek Jeter Right now! No more poo-Tang for him.
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Author: Darktemper
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:15 pm
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Well, you know, birds of a feather flock together! Now theres a businees opp for ya. A web dating service to mach people up with similarly infectious people! Can't catch what you already got!
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Author: Beano
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:16 pm
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Herpies, or No herpies, I would still sleep with her. JA is hot.
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Author: Justin_timberfake
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:25 pm
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If an HIV infected person knowingly slept with a person and gave him/her HIV, that is considered Murder. Now Here is my question, If Derek Jeter Knew he had herpies, yet he was still sleeping around with women, WITHOUT TELLING THEm, could that be considered Murder??? Afterall, there is no cure for genital herpies!
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Author: Darktemper
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:25 pm
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Tainted Goods Man. Great eye candy though!
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Author: Deane_johnson
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:26 pm
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It doesn't kill so it can't be murder.
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Author: Darktemper
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:27 pm
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Justin, would that not be assault with a deadly weapon, least why's until she actually dies from it!
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Author: Justin_timberfake
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 2:30 pm
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Hey Temper, More like an an assault from a "dirty weapon". If I was dating someone famous in Hollywood, Our first date would be a trip to the health clinic to get screened for STDS!
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Author: Skybill
Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 11:34 pm
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Assault with a dead weapon!
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