Darktemper made the statement in the thread about the French Leader one good turn deserves another, so I thought I'd start a thread along that line with funny but at least partially true "Truisms"

Let's keep it humorous and let’s see if we can keep it from turning into a Bush sucks, Clinton sucks, Republicans suck, liberals suck, conservatives suck, neoconners suck (If I missed anybody, I'm sorry) etc, etc thread. There is more than enough of that in all the other threads to choke a donkey or an elephant!

Here's my first one:

No good deed goes unpunished.

We don't all suck.

Sometimes it's just stupid.

I'm always right, You're always wrong!

"Speak softly but wear a loud shirt." - Mark Germain (talk show host formerly known as Mr. KFI/Mr. KABC

I like this one.

The last words a redneck utters: "Hey! Watch This!"

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

Action causes more trouble than thought.

Alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries.

You owe the world not the other way around.

I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!

To assume is too make an ASS out of U and ME!

Heads I win, Tails You Lose.

Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. (I ALWAYS loved that one!)

Justice always prevails....three times out of seven.

Drama often obscures the real issues.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Politics is used for personal gain.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.