We need one of these.....

Please feel free to deposit any random thoughts here that may not fit in other threads. Whatever the heck it is just dump it here instead of polluting other threads with meaningless dribble......I think I may be posting here quite a bit...

OH...wait....Random thought......I missed it.....never mind!

Tillamook Ice Cream is the greatest!

KISN, Vancouver.

Hey Skep. I don't want you KISN me!

TRIX are for kids!

...or...Hookers

Have you played ATARI today?

Does Pong count?

Along the lines of Skep's "KISN Vancouver":
"Here comes another 40 minutes of Beat Music, on K-B-B-T Portland - 970 The Beat!"

Mariners: 3rd best record in baseball. Ssssh.

Nixon was Framed.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left.

Deal or No Deal is just, you know, guessing.

Kind of like voting in a presidential election....it's a crap shoot!

Having an argument over the internet is like winning the Special Olympics...you may win, but you're still retarded!

What does that make someone who argues on the internet and loses? HERB?

Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Wake up! Wake up! Heeeeeeyyyyyy, wake up!



(tom peterson, geez.)

Guilty!

"Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance!"

Maybe I am ignorant, or maybe I am reading that too literally - but what does that mean exactly? Nobody's point is ever right? Everyone is always wrong?

No wait....I'm always right and your always wrong....least that's how wives reason things out! Anytime you get in an arguement just say "Whatever" and concede.

OH...wait...random thought....that would put "W" behind the Iraq arguement then right?

"KPAM FM 97 and on your AM car radio at 14." - Tom Michaels

"Hitler and Mother Theresa were born the same day. That doesn't make astrology look very good." - Ken Nordine

"K-97 with the best rock in Stereo." - Bryan O'Neal

One more quote:

"I'M RON LEONARD!!!!!!!!!!" - Ron Leonard

There's nothing worse than playing strip solitaire ... and losing.

Earth stuff is temporary but our spirits last forever.

Ladies & Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

-Sydney Freedman

Hmmm...playing strip poker with a gorgeous super model and always losing would be pretty bad!

I seen a dude on 2nd and Oak have a fight with a concrete wall and lose!

Sprouse Reitz.

Pixieland was awesome!

OMG...I had forgotten about "Little Knott's Berry Farm"!

For more on this see:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pdxhistory.com/assets/images/p ixietoot2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pdxhistory.com/html/pixieland.html&h=408&w=64 4&sz=87&hl=en&start=8&tbnid=yzmgQWGa-Qby5M:&tbnh=87&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3D pixieland%2Boregon%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den

If you have problems with that other link try this one:
http://www.pdxhistory.com/html/pixieland.html

Wow....thanks to Trixters post I stumbled upon this site:
http://www.pdxhistory.com/html/home.html
At first glance it is really coll....check it out!

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Heard on some radio station somewhere in April 2003:

Here's a war update from RALPH-FM Worldwide News....THE SADDAM REGIME TOPLESS!....uh, that should be SADDAM REGIME TOPPLES!....This late breaking word just in from the front lines....War is still hell!....Now here's our military expert, Retired Private First Class Gomer Pyle with more...

At the state fair today, there was a little booth next to Smokey Bear that said "Are you going to Heaven?" on the front.

As a huge totally random coinkydink, the booth next to it sells awesome Mango Lemonade, and their banner says "A Taste of Heaven".

I went back for seconds.

My mom said she was going to give my wife some priceless heirloom jewelry for her birthday.

But then mom called me this morning and said grandma pulled through that operation. Stupid modern medicine. . .

I'm not sure my wife really liked me that much when we were dating. One night she called me and said, "come on over, nobody's here".


So I went over to her place, and nobody was there. . .

ZZ Top still kicks ass after all these years.

My girlfriend is actually happy that a 440 followed me home yesterday.

The seller is happy that littlesongs didn't know a 440 is a not a hemi.

What....did he get a 72 Imperial or sumpthin?

Ah, Skybill, that is the most offensive thing I have ever heard on this board.

Skep and Darktemper, before learning the fine art of the shuttle, I lost fingernails to one of these 20 years ago at KBPS. Hemi indeed! My late Uncle Bill collected Imperials, but my better half would not have stood for a boat of car. :0)

I put her through her paces late into the night -- um, since I am sharing, I mean the Ampex. This 440B has very few hours, all the road cases, and the package included a nice little AM-10. She is bone stock, babied and spins like a top!

Here is a picture of the actual unit -- including the foot of the previous owner:

http://littlesongs.com/11260002.jpg

Oh....I thought you were talking about:

http://www.drmopar.com/73imper2.jpg

LOL -- I love the grotty vinyl top! :0)

DT, that's not your front yard is it?

Oh hell no......My front yard is great....the driveway sort of sucks though:
http://www.dikenga.com/films/firecracker/photographs/constructionimages/cb-junky ard.jpg

Nwokie said: Ah, Skybill, that is the most offensive thing I have ever heard on this board.

Sorry, I just assumed they were talking about foreheads or something!

#1. Nothing has shot me back to my childhood than a glass of Nestle's Strawberry milk that I recently drank. It was the closest to a flashback as I think I can handle. It was epic. 30 years, man. Wow.

#2. KATU Meterologist Rod Hill, while obviously a good guy, simply will not commit to anything he says. Everything is hedged. Everything. Always. Drives me nuts.

#3. Debora Knapp is still smokin' though.

http://littlesongs.com/11260002.jpg

Someone has a monster living inside their toes.

The scariest 9 words in the English language:

I'm from the Government and I'm here to help.


Edit: Also the biggest lie!

I doubt those words have truly ever been spoken.

(coming from an ex-fed employee, HA!)

Actually the whole quote is: "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

And Ronald Reagan said it.

http://www.baxtercountyrepublicans.com/reagan.html

3rd quote down. The rest of them are pretty good too!

Some of my other favorites:

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

Anne Hathaway is the new " It " girl.

And rightly so.

Thats an old saying from the military, "I'm from the IG's office, and I'm here to help you".

Which in military jargan, means hide everything, shine everything you can't hide, and keep your mouth shut.

Always eat all the pickles in the jar before drinking the juice. Have you ever been hit in the eye with a pickle?

If giant ape-like creatures from the planet Ultron come flying over the earth in bi-planes, that means you'd better hide all the chocolate in the house. They don't like TV dinners, so make sure you stock your bomb shelter with boxes of frozen cereal before riding your dirt bike.



Really, you can't NOT think. ;o)

(Hey, you *did* say RANDOM thoughts didn't you?)

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.....I did however write that though!

I cried several times while reading "A Thousand Spendid Suns".

I wish I had my own 7/11 Slurpee™ machine that dispenses those yummy Crystal Light™ Slurpees anytime I wanted.

You have to go to Van Mall to the popcorn shop....they got Jolly Rancher Slushee's and are they good!

But are they sugar-free?

The kids like to put a Jolly Rancher candy in their Zima's.

No.....they are not FREE....you pay for them!

Add:
The CheeseCorn is Free-Fat though!

Meet me there in an hour.

The next time I fly through MSP, I'm not using the men's room.

Watch out for expensive shiny black shoes, a wedding ring, and "restless leg syndrome"!

Or maybe just use the urinal? Hell, I don't know...

Mmmmmmm....That was a good slushee! Where the hell were ya....I waited then had to have another. Mix the Cherry and Green Apple together.....Mmmm...Mmmm...good! Sure helped to wash down those Cinnabon's with extra frosting!

LOL! This last post after the MSP incident is hilarious. (OK, I am, as Glenn Beck says, a sick, twisted freak!) But still good for a laugh! I'd say a classic post "connection" for PDX radio!!!

Let's see if you can guess where I was tonight, purely by expressing some of the thoughts I had while there.

" I wonder why that kid is crying."

" Man, there sure are a lot of wallets for sale here."

" I wonder why THAT kid is crying."

" I have to go to the bathroom...uh...I think I'll hold it."

" I KNOW why that kid is crying. I would be too if my mom spent all her money on a, I am not kidding, a 12 dollar depth-charge of Diet Pepsi. But hey, it comes in a Souvenir Cup. Like I always say; KIDS LOVE CUPS!"

" That t-shirt was meant to be ironic, buddy. Not a part of what is obviously part of your 12 step program." ( The black t-shirt had a simple white text that read " I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." )

" Who comes here for a 3 dollar ear of corn? "

" Christ I am lucky to have a good kid."

" The sound coming from under the meningitis-coated ball pit is not worth a penny for me to explore."

" Look at the size of the balls on THAT one! "

" I kind of need a new wallet."

" Is that Steppenwolf playing on the sound system? Oh, no. It's actually Steppenwolf. The band. They are doing a ' Tribute to Medleys! ' "

" How far to I have to wander to escape the goat shit stench? "

" HEY!...WAIT A MINUTE...WHERE'S MY WALLET!?! SHIT! "

" I could eat 72 corn dogs right now. But my wife would never look at me the same again. Plus, I wouldn't be able to tell anyone."

" Sir, no. Please quit shouting at me to ' take a shot.' I lost my wallet and I'm a little pissed off right now."

" Gov. Kulongoski is shorter than I thought. "

"What happened to the old guy who used to sell the Vita-Mix machines?" ("Next, I add an egg, shell and all.")

"Where's the Q-105 booth?"

Yep.

LOL - " Shell and all " - lol. Yeah. Classic.

Ummmm....Oregon State Zoo...I mean fair!

Weird thought.... EDIT: (Thoughts)


Were in the hell does that one little marshmallow cloud come from when the sky is clear. I mean really.....one little puff in the middle of the sky......what, did some little plane fart and leave it there?


And there's a word for ya...Marshmallow....
How many pronounce it marsh mal low instead of marsh mel low! Not me.....mellow.


Why do female cows have horns....you think some drunken cowboy ever tried to milk a Bull....you know that had to happen! "Hey....lets screw with Wyatt...ya'll go get the bull and put him in Bessie's milkin' stall......Wyatt is about to get over his hangover in a hurry!"


And why is weird not wierd...what the hell happened to I before E Except after C. No wonder our kids are flunking....they make up the rules as they go.


Saw a car with Washington custom plates and a Orca killer whale on it....what the hell is that all about....why not a Husky, Cougar, Mariners, Seahawk.....a whale....musta been a plump person driving. Save our freeways...harpoon an Orca!
I want one with Miss September on it...you think they'd go for that...hell you'd have state troopers pulling you over for no reason and when you ask why he'd say "Well.....I just have not seen this months plate yet"!


Why do they put up stop signs anymore, hell, nobody stops anymore.....just put up yield signs. Roll on through to the other side....Hey that'd make a great song!


Oregon driver's should stay the hell out of Vancouver......hey people.....the speed limit over here is 60/70 on the freeway's! Shhheeeezzzz


People should not pick their nose and eat it while driving....you never know who may be in your blind spot watching you do it!!!!! EEewwwwww


Who made you lane monitor....get the hell out of the fast lane idiot...this ain't grade school anymore teachers pet!

>>And why is weird not wierd...

Because it's a weird word, as a Jr. High English teacher once told me.

If a man is out in the forest and he says something and there is no woman around to hear him......

Is he still wrong?

YES! But he better check with a woman to make sure before he committ's to that.