That got you a good slap on the face by a member of the opposite sex?

Or.....
What did someone say or do that made you slap them?

I have never had a woman slap me, should have a few times.

Last time I punched someone, I was walking in the mall, and a young pung grabed my daughters IPOD out of her hand, and started to take off, I slammed him into a wall, and put my knee into a very tender spot.

Last time before that, I was chaperoning a special olympics group, and one of the young athletes accidently spilled some pop on a guy, and he got very abusive withe the young athletes so I poured my pop on the guy, he took a swing at me, and missed. I didnt.

I told a chick in Jr High that her nose was like a ski jump.

Hilarious!

In high school, I told a girl she looked too thin.
Whoops.

My mother and I are driving past the Deja Vu in Spokane, it had just opened ... I was like 16 at the time. She was reading the advertising out loud, "50 beautiful showgirls, and three ugly ones. Hey Brian, maybe I should apply as one of the ugly ones."

I responded, "Shit mom, you can apply as ALL THREE." (Typical stupid 16 year old response)

I don't think I have ever been hit that hard in my life.

I told my wife I forgave her for something she insisted wasn't her fault or her problem.