Find your best weird story, and post them. But make sure these are true stories!!
here is one I just found.


Ananova:

Wife chopped off late hubby's willy
A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.

Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.

She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.

Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.

She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

Was listening to Mark and brian the other morning, and they were saying that Penis mutilation has reached a record high in Asian Countries.

So what have we learned from this?
Never piss an asian woman off, and Never sleep with an asian woman( that is if you want to keep your manhood!)