Manners aside, getting cows to burp less can help reduce global warming!!

http://green.yahoo.com/index.php?q=node/994

Eat more red meat and you won't have to worry bout that!

What about Cows Farting? Have you ever smelled a cow fart! I have and it burned my eyes so bad I wanted to die.

Beano,

Maybe the solution is right there in your name!

Beano! :-)
Taco Bell!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit:
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!

I ate my beans and they were loaded,
Went to bed and they exploded!

So you were letting off some real "rippers" in bed huh Darktemper?
I used to have a really bad "gas" problem, I would seriously blow people out of the room with my bad gas. It went on for months until I went to the Dr. and came to find out I was lactose Intolerant.
No more Ice Cream for me, unless I want to sleep alone. The wife started wearing a nose plug to bed!
I also discoverd "beano" which DOES HELP!

Na....just funnin....it was the dog!

RIGHT! I blame it on the dog too!

"Seriously Honey, I swear to god it was the dog"

Don't hold water though when the Dog is outside and you forget that minor detail!

Yiii.......Maybe I should stop complainin about my apartment being all electric, i.e. electric oven, electric water heater, electric washer & dryer, electric heat..........

Darktemper, is it safe to assume you are aware beans are a total gas?!?!?! ;o)

I rarely eat them so no worries there! Good thing Beano found Beano, sounds like he needs it for sure! HA

BTW....hillarious "FART IN BED" video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7200837684379296014&q=crab+cakes+fart+in +bed&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1