http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288395,00.html

HMMMMM, You get to have sex and test out the condoms. Sign me up!!!! Oh wait, i need to find a girl first!

Carnac the Magnificent

Answer: Over 15 billion served.

Question: What will be written on the Happy Hooker's tombstone?


Carnac Predict's: This thread will get way out of control.....Boy Howdy!

HA....just thought o sumpin'

You might be a redneck if you show up at a condom test looking for a wife! ©

You might be a redneck if you bring your sister to a condom test because you don't want to have unsafe sex with women you don't know! ©

Badda Bing, Badda Boom :~Þ

Even if you don't get paid for being a condom tester, shouldn't you still get free business cards? That way, you'd probably get more people willing to test your condoms with you.....

Condom testing:
What you lack in paychecks ...
You make up for in latex.

Condom testing has its ups and downs ... even if you love your job, you can still have a hard day at the orifice.

"Are you pleased to see me, or are you just getting ready for work?"

People like condom testers, because condom testers always end up with a reservoir of good will.

Can you tell I'm feeling both creative and a little horned up today?

Too bad there's no one around me at the moment who appreciates either of those facets of my being .....

"People like condom testers, because condom testers always end up with a reservoir of good will." -- Sutton.

This, dude, is a fricking classic!

If the condom fails, that reservoir isn't necessarily such good will now.

I certainly hope they don't want the products back after testing.

And the results of the test?

Can you imagine a teen with this news story?

"But mom, I was just testing the safe sex gear out! How can you be sure it's safe, if you wait until it really counts? You told me this stuff was really important."

Love it.

(Cribbed from a website testing service site, and modified accordingly)

8 guidelines for condom usability testing

In professional condom circles, the usability testing session has become an essential component of any major project. Similar to focus groups in brand development and product launches, usability testing offers a rare opportunity to receive feedback from the very people the condom is aimed at - before it's too late to do anything about it.

But how can you get the most from these usability testing sessions?

1. Choosing your subjects

As with any market research project, the results will only be as good as the people you test. Do not test people from your own company, or friends and family. Go to a market research firm or temp agency and ask them to source participants to a certain profile. Make sure the market research firm does not provide the name of the company or any other details that will cloud the judgement of the participants.

2. Before the usability testing

As with everything in life, first impressions are vital. Each participant must be put at ease. Remember, the usability testing session is often an extremely artificial environment and, for the most beneficial and informative results, we want them to behave as if they were using the condom at home or work.

Provide clear instructions. Do not use terms such as "usability testing" or "market research", as these can confuse and put people on edge. Also, ensure that participants know how long the usability testing will take, and the type of tasks they will be expected to perform.

After the initial greeting and welcoming drinks, there are always legal forms that must be signed. It is essential that these are written in plain English, and are as short as possible. The last thing any nervous usability testing subject wants is to be given a contract that looks like they're signing their soul away. All you want is for them to be reassured that the tests are completely confidential, and for permission to use the data generated during the test as part of our results. So tell them that.

3. Beginning the usability testing

Before diving into key tasks, get the user familiar with the environment. Tell them the condom's name, and ask them for initial feedback on what they would expect from the condom or what they would like the condom to be. Make note of any terms or phrases they use - this not only demonstrates you are taking their feedback seriously, but may provide useful tips as to possible labels for the condom.

Next, let them look at the condom they are testing. Gauge their first impressions before allowing them to familiarise themselves with the condom.

These few simple tasks will help convince the participant that the usability testing will not be difficult and, perhaps most importantly, that they're not the ones being tested.

4. Choosing tasks

Remember, you're not looking for an ego massage. The condom was built for a reason - can your target user do what you need them to do?

It's also a good idea to ask the user to suggest tasks. While this gives another indication of their expectations and requirements, it may suggest new functionality or priorities.

5. How to word tasks

People tend to perform more naturally if you provide them with scenarios rather than instructions. When giving them tasks, you should use phrases like "Scenario A has occurred, and you need to use a condom urgently". This is far better than "put the condom on and use it".

6. Presenting tasks

Only give participants one task at a time. More than this may intimidate them, or alter their approach to the test.

7. How to behave during the usability testing

It's essential that you remember that it's the condom that is being tested, not you or the subject. Any feedback you get is valuable - make sure the participant knows this. If they can't do something, make sure they know it's not their fault.

You must stay quiet and out of sight during the test. You must not alter the test results by providing clues, suggesting directions or by reacting to things they say or do. All feedback you give must be neutral. Do not start shaking your head or huffing, however tempting it might be!

The only time you should speak is to help the participant give an opinion, or to clarify a response. If in doubt, shut up!

Given the investment made in the condom, clients often find it difficult to be quiet during tests. If your client wants to be present, put them in another room with an audio/video link.

8. After the usability testing

After all the tasks have been completed, you should gather as much information as possible. Asking for overall impressions of the condom will allow you to judge whether expectations have been met, and whether the participant's view of the condom has changed during the process.

Always ask for suggestions - this not only demonstrates the value you place on their thoughts, but may provide insights into how the condom can better support the user.

Finally, ask the participant what they remember about the condom and functions of the condom. Clear recollection will confirm that the condom is structured logically and help identify any labelling issues you may have missed.