This morning on KLYC 1260-AM, Aaron Baker said Eve's new car is red.

Anyone want to weigh in on what make they think it is?

I'll start the ball rolling and guess a Corvette.

Herb

no.


(Yawn)

So, Herb...

If we follow this to its logical conclusion, are you "gonna try and tame (her) little red love machine?"

(Edited - DT! Put that post and link back up right now, or email it to me and Skep!)

Let's guess what HerrB drives.

Oh all right.....I'm just am a little warey of posting things like that over here, people in these here parts tend to be a little serious about things!

Back by Request:

Definition of "HERB":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=herb

Edit Add:
I'm such a Hurb, I thought there were only 7 definitions but there are 36 definitions....6 pages in all! ROFL at some of them!

Can I have her old one? I need some west coast wheels! I can pick it up at convienence.

Is it a Vulva? They are not as safe as they used to be.

I want the "YamVan"

Here DT, I'll steer the topic back to radio, which it never really was.

What kind of noise system does Eve have in her new unit? 8-track? Cassette? CD? Satellite? HD radio? On-Star? Anyone care?

CJ, Do you think she gets good mileage on it?

Ok...i'll bite.
40 Males to the Gallon?

My money's on a Ford, as Chuck Colvin Ford seems to be one of the few local advertisers left on KLYC anymore.

How about a "Highway Hi-Fi"?

http://ookworld.com/hiwayhifi.html

I bet it comes with a camel-toe package.

While I'm changing my Depends from laughing so hard, I'm trying to decide what to order from Jr-Tech's Link:

JR 31*
SIDE 1:
ROCKY JONES AND THE SPACE PIRATES: Story with Sound Effects
SHIPWRECKED ON PLANET X: Rocky Jones with Supporting Cast
SPACE SHIP TO MARS: Paul Tripp as Mr. I. Magination.
SIDE 2:
SKYLINER 35: Authentic sounds.
$2.25

MR 24
SIDE 1:
I CAN HEAR IT NOW -- Vol. I. Edward R. Murrow, Fred W. Friendly -- Edward R. Murrow, Narrator. Featuring the voices of Will Rogers, Duke of Windsor, Huey Long, La Guardia, Roosevelt, Chamberlain, Hitler, Lindbergh, Al Smith, Mussolini, Churchill, Wendell Wilkie, Eisenhower, Stalin, Thomas E. Dewey, Truman, MacArthur.

SIDE 2: I CAN HEAR IT NOW -- Vol. II, featuring voices of Baruch, Babe Ruth, Tito, Vishinsky and countless other historic figures as well as on-the-spot recordings of the epoch-making events that have shaped our times.
$3.95

Of course, I'll have to order Ravel's Bolero for 'parking' in my new car!

Chuck Colvin had a nice shiny red 2004 'pre-owned' Ford Focus on the lot...but if she couldn't afford that one, she could get this brand new. Do you think this one even has a radio?

http://blogs.automotive.com/6209557/exotic-cars/indias-tata-least-expensive-car- in-world-at-2467/index.html

Here's my second Favorite car song in the world (explicit lyrics):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF7u_9yPPuE&mode=related&search=

Here's Eve's car (NHRA flame suit required):

http://blogs.cars.com/photos/uncategorized/76_ford_pinto_03.jpg

OK... it's time for Eve herself to step-in here and clear up the automotive anticipation.

Usually, rubbing this magic lamp will work... Oh Eve, where for art thou?

She's probably laughing while driving down the road in her RED Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT Convertible!

she be in djfreeeshhhh's pimpmobile dog

Hilarious!

And here they are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y&mode=related&search=

If Eve's new car isn't a Corvette, then I would put my money on either a Mini-Cooper or a PT Cruiser.

Herb

Gawd Herb, STFU already!

If you are so dang worried about someone else's car, what don't you grow a pair, pick up the phone and call her yourself?

Unbelievably pathetic.

It's a 2007 Toyota Rav4, sport. And no I haven't learned how to set the radio yet. I got it at Mac Toyota and was asked not to talk about it on air. I've never had a brand new car before, so this is a real treat for me.

Enjoy that new-car smell! I've never had a new one either. Mine smells like dogs, Cheerios, and baby wipes, with which I clean stuff up with often.

Now you need to watch out for a suspicious-looking old man following you around in an older American-made sedan with "Nixon Now", "I Love Bush" and anti-abortion stickers all over it. But if you drive 2 miles over the speed limit, you can easily ditch him.

He's your "#1 Fan", and that's kind of scary.

Congratulations, Eve.

You had us guessing.

Herb

Author: Evefuller
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 - 12:43 pm


I got it at Mac Toyota and was asked not to talk about it on air....

Media types, athletes, those in the public eye don't need personal information like this put out for the public to see. Maybe they'd find out anyway, but still, the less personal information is out there, the better off "celebrity types" are.

(Wait a minute....Eve is a celebrity type?!?! BTW: Good for you Eve, enjoy your new ride!)

Herb is a stalker. It is now official. So Herb, what kind of car do you drive? ;-)

I heard about the colour of Eve's car by listening to the radio.

I drive an American made car.

Herb

AH....The ol' Relaint "K" car ay! Isn't that the one with the slant 6 in it...you know the one with the engine tipped to the right! Wait...that was the Valiant...that's it...that's your car "RIGHT"!

You had us guessing.

You had HERB guessing...

The rest of us didn't care.

Now, about the old one, I can go two hundred.

Should Eve be worried? I'm sure she has read the book, or seen the movie "Misery" If Herb actually utters the words "I'm your number one fan" Eve should run fast and run far!

I'm glad you got my quote (above)...

That is a darn scary Stephen King book/movie...

Kisses,

Mrs. Misery Chastain

It's difficult to clean up with Cheerios but much easier than with dogs.

Actually, the dogs clean up the Cheerios nicely!


Smooches, and Happy 4th!

Who is Eve?

"colour of Eve's Car" Herb? Colour????
How positively unAmerican of you.

Thank the King James Version.

Herb

Eve is the main talent on KLYC. See thread.

Who's Eve? She's the one that pissed off GOD and served apple pie Whe GOD said no apples. As owner /operator of Garden of Eden Mobile Home Estates, A clothing optional Adult Park, God evicted them. Told them, "get your clothes and get the hell out!" After that some Egyptians moved in and the whole place became run down. A few years later, God sold the park to the Government and the Army corps of Engineers built a dam nearby and the whole area was flooded. Eve and her husband divorced. I think they both have radio careers. Eve is at KLYC.......

Her ex has a (sin)dicated morning show on KUFO.

adam?