OK...let's her them.....you know you've done it....said the most frickin' stupid, awful, embarrassing pickup line you have ever uttered or maybe had used on you!

Something like:
You see a good looking woman in a bar and move closer to her and say "So, you come her often" and she is the waitress! DUHHH
Or the ever classic "Hey Baby, What's your sign?"

What's your sign? I'm a feces.

...and that's how I met your mother.

You must be tired baby! Because DAMN, YOUVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!

I actually got a drink thrown at me for using that one.

Hi, I'm Randy. Uh, that's actually my name, it's not just a frame of mind.

Never used it, but either read it somewhere or saw it in a movie, don't remember which, but thought it was funny;

Him: Bond, James Bond.

Her: Lost, Get Lost!

I'd have to say it's the one that was never said.
Try something intelligent, or interesting, or even cheesy - you have a slight chance. Say nothing, and the silence won't be golden.

There's my pickup out there and I'd like to pick you up!




(ok, ok, I made it up. I never uttered a stupid pickup line so I have nothing.)

"smart and beautiful all in one package --I just can't resist, forgive me!"

I was being honest. She thought I was being lazy, just using something known good to work, so I got hammered for that compliment! (sigh)

Tami, where ever you are, I meant it --really!

You know, you would look better in that (dress, skirt, etc) if you gained about 5 pounds.

You look like one of those few women that look better with her clothes off.
(that actually worked a couple of times, also almost got me slapped once).

"Hello," led me to some very bad relationships, so now that I am happy and taken, I avoid that word as often as possible.

I know someone who scored with the classic, "nice shoes, let's f*ck." However, at that time of night, in that particular bar, stringing a sentence together coherently was the only test, not what was said.

"You're so cute, I could pick the peanuts out of your shit" worked for me once.

I am now married to her.

Sweet!

Man, you've got some zingers Brian. I still chuckle at the bowling ball bit.