What the heck is up with that. Someone got cut off by a Honda or something and now feels the need to torch them? I hope they catch them and then light them on fire.....!
I thought it funny this afternoon when there was an incident and car fire today and I heard Iris say to stay away from area XYZ...cant remember were exactly...because they were having a "Carbeque" and traffic was all messed up! Carbeque......kind of gives new meaning to "This steak is tough as leather" Don't think I want any of what they are cooking!
Ya...i'll have a piece of burnt leather, with some singed carpet, and for desert some seat foam with melted plastic topping! Yummm

Ever eat a car....many parts are edible!

Even tastier than a pine cone too.



as for the Hondas, all I can say is Ron Tonkin.

Sales must be slow Hunh!!! LMAO

YEP...remember Yule Gibbons and Grape Nuts.....ever eat a pine tree.....many parts are edible. Those commercials I remember airing all the time during Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins. What a great show that was...always watched it as a kid!

"...Jim wrestles the giant Anaconda and the wily crocodile at the same time while I circle in the Land Rover..."

If you ever go through Sisters, OR, stop at the the Sisters Bakery on the main drag, and order a maple "Pine Cone". Fresh Daily.

I promise your mouth will thank me, but your rock-hard 6-pack abs will not.

">>>...Jim wrestles the giant Anaconda and the wily crocodile at the same time while I circle in the Land Rover..."

I always thought that Anna Conda would be a good name for a jock at a rock station.

That name would probably be more fitting for a hip-hip jock......they would probably play "Baby Got Back" all of the time!

"My anaconda Don't want none unless you got buns, hon"

I thinking no one on this board has "rock-hard 6-pack abs."

Not gonna reply.....biting tongue.....resist....nope...not gonna do it!!!!

Half pack abs here.

Damnit....I'm packing a frickin' Keg...not one o' those wimpy Pony keg's either.....the big bad boy! And it ain't filled with "Light Beer" neither!!!!!

I've got a nice three pack: boobs, tummy, butt!

Some people have six-pack abs, I have a keg.

Or, as my wife describes my boiler ... "the gas tank for the love machine."

*ducks*

I Have The Body Of A God!

Buddha

Unlike Buddha...you try and rub my belly for luck I breaka you arm!

"the gas tank for the love machine."

OMG, that made me laugh out loud!

Yeah DT, when my family and I go to our favorite Chinese restaurant (Wong's Garden, 44th and SE Woodstock by Reed College - it's worth the drive from Vancouver!), instead of rubbing the Buddha belly on the statue by the door, they take turns rubbing MY belly. It was funny about the first 20 times, now it's just old.