Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 8:29 pm
"Sir Paul McCartney, David Bowie and Michael Jackson are set to make contact with aliens, claims author Michael C Luckman. The acts, along with Sir Elton John and The Rolling Stones, have been lined up to headline a series of concerts aimed at establishing peaceful contact with aliens by beaming music into outer space."
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4044494a5620.html
There may be no aliens at the show, but I bet ticket prices are astronomical.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 9:29 pm
Maybe Janet can bare her other breast for the aliens! Then she can feel balanced at least in that she can show that there are two sides to every wardrobe malfunction!
Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 9:57 pm
I can see the saucers lining up now. After all, as the "Desperate Housewives/Mother I'd Likely Fancy" set goes, she is a well-preserved example of womanhood and still has plenty of natural animal magnetism. Rar.
On the other hand, if they travel the galaxy hoping to see Penny from "Good Times" all grown up, they will be disappointed. That cute adorable face was sacrificed for a twisted self image. Those poor kids really did not end up alright.
Here's a wild rumor, perhaps Doctor Who can scoot back in his Tardis and grab the other Beatles for a reunion show.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 10:49 am
Wait a minute ... don't scientists already agree that Michael Jackson IS an alien??!?
Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 2:24 am
We've been beaming music to aliens for almost a century now. Aliens will have turned off their radios long ago after listening to trash from The Osmunds to Dave and Ansil Collins.
If anything, Aliens won't be coming here any time soon. (Sorry, Craig!)
Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 8:37 am
Maybe they will come and put us out of our misery after a "TOOL" broadcast into space!!!
Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 8:24 pm
Better yet.....I hope they come and abduct several people from washington......I think they need a good ol fashion "Alien Anal Probe"
Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 8:57 pm
They just might enjoy that. It might be better if the aliens just drain their brains with a needle inserted deeply into the eyeballs. I've a hunch they would NOT like this proceedure.
(Chris, this thread would probably not be appropriate for your morning show!)
Friday, May 11, 2007 - 10:13 pm
Mulling it over. And I don't just mull for any thread.
Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 12:25 am
On the other hand, I know some people from Coos Bay, and this would be right up their alley! 
Saturday, May 12, 2007 - 7:20 am
The thread or being abducted by aliens and getting an Anal Probing?
