Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 9:24 am
Fat women must wear dirty white stretch pants!
Find a Low income neighborhood and you will find a Wal-Mart! (Also those mentioned previously)
Good news is TRASH so recycle trash as often as possible!
Murphy is for REAL!
One mulligan per nine!
People who do not smoke get 2 15 minute coffee breaks. People who smoke get 20 15 minute coffee breaks and never drink any coffee! (Pet Peave)!
If you screw up in PDXRadio....you will be told about it.....repeatedly!
Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 12:53 pm
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy (Refer to #4 above!)
The boss is always right.
If the boss is wrong, refer to the above statement.
The light at the end of the tunnel....is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 2:13 pm
Addition to Mr. Bill's Statement
Add Merkin along with Murphy!
Oh No....Mr Bill....here comes Mr Sluggo....Oh No.....
Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 2:59 pm
"The boss is always right."
No they aren't, they just think they are. In the end, if things get hosed up, you can bet their finger pointing will rarely be on themselves.
So, you make sure you are in an employment situation where:
-you are the boss,
-you don't care,
-you are mobile.
Anything else forces you to surrender your values for dollars.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 - 4:02 am
"The boss is always right."
"If the boss is wrong, refer to the above statement."
I've a similar pair of rules with my girlfriend.
Rule #1 She is always right.
Rule #2 When in doubt,refer to rule #1.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 - 7:43 am
Here is one to be sure:
While the Boss is away the Staff will play!
Why else do you get photo copies in your mailbox that make you wonder "What in the hell is it"! And then someone tells you and you respond "EWWWWWW GROSS"!
