I caught part of the Jerry Doyle show, where Jerry and some upset callers were upset about Prince's performance on the Superbowl. "We couldn't find the remote fast enough," said one irate caller.

The objection was about the shape of one of the guitars that Prince played during the show. Said guitar was shaped like "The Love Symbol" (Prince's trademark). The Love Symbol has a curvy part with a scroll at the end. In one scene, a silhouette of prince playing this guitar was shown. For a brief moment, the curvy part appeared to be protruding from Prince's hips (here is a photo of a guitar similar to the one used at the halftime show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Prince_1995_With_Guitar.sized.jpg )

I can understand Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" controversy because an exposed breast is pretty obvious when you see it. However, it took a little bit of imagination to see the Prince performance as Doyle and his listeners saw it. As I remember, the curtain silhouette scene was very brief.

I saw it an immediately took my pants off and touched myself. I mean, that was the fear, right? Yep. I did it. Oh well. Now what?

Oh oh - and I also felt dirty for cruising the produce aisle a little too long. But those melons, man. They want it so bad sometimes. And I've got just the cucumber to give it to them.

Friggin' teases. I hate those bitches.

In my defense though, they looked ripe. Now will someone please get Chris Hansen off my front lawn?

I, like a gadzillion others, saw the camera catch a bright flash off a diamond studded nipple ring, a bit of jiggle and it was over in less than a second. Truly one of those "wish I had a Tivo" moments, like watching the snowy bumper cars in SW. The hay that has been made of it was and still is unbelievable.

God bless her, no really. Think about it. She fell on the sword for her brother and we all got an eyeful of steaming mocha latte. He went from the molester on the front page to being with the other molesters on page 45. The best part is that the FCC will make a whole lot of money that it desperately needed.

Prince was Prince. He hasn't become the Prince of Queens or Peace or Tides or England or Bel Air. He is still one of our greatest living songwriters, but then again, Dennis Rodman isn't remembered for being one of the best defensive players ever. I hope I never own a guitar that could be confused by the legally blind for a choad.

Jerry Doyle and his friends need to get thier minds out of the gutter.

Since every guitar can be seen as a phallic symbol if you want to, then I guess Jerry and company can only watch piano players from now on.

Some people just need to get a life.

Prince is a "Prince"! A real class act. There was no hidden agenda with this man. Even though I am not the biggest prince fan the man has telant and does not need or practice anything trashy just for the publicity....he don't need it! So anyone think anything different go back to chasing Brittney or Jacko!