You know you've arrived in Radio when they give You your own Action Figure! Can The Tom Leykis Action Figure be far behind, on the assembly line?

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Give us your ideas on The Dr. Laura Action Figure YOU would like to see "Sold Separately"?

The "Doctor" Laura doll seems to be sold out of love for her. Gee, I wonder what the bias of this site might be, with the book topics shown on the left column menu?


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Geez, the Conservative Movement will *never* get tired of the Clintons!

Andrew

"Sold Separately"

How about a hangman's noose for your other action figures . . . after having to share the same shelf with Dr. Laura, they're gonna want it.

I'd like to see an Art Bell action figure! Art would take a AA battery and a small amount of oil. Pushing a button would cause a tiny electrical spark that would start the oil smoldering, making smoke come out of Art's nose and mouth! This idea was actually used in a smoking Popeye action figure made in the 1950s, before smoking became politically incorrect and repulsive (see http://www.ozziesrobots.com/a41215f0.jpg )

Art's accessories would include a pack of cigarettes, his cats, his books (_The_Art_of_Talk_ and _The_Quickening_), and perhaps a tin foil hat.

This might be lame but a Tom Leykis doll. He could bang Barbie. Let your imaginations run free.

I'd have the Dr. Laura doll flash him on Fridays. They deserve each other. Double hanging!

(Of course I'll now have to craft a double sleeping bag out of Kotex, just like the old days when my Mom would yell at us for wasting all her "supplies" for Barbie and Johnny West's sleeping bags...)

Wonder how many of these dolls Herb has???

I'm betting enough for a Tea Party!

Anyone who belittles C.S. Lewis hasn't read C.S. Lewis.

Herb

I got a talking Jesus doll for Christmas from "Toys for Tots" that you can have, Herb.

I peeked under his robe, and you'll be very surprised.

"I peeked under his robe, and you'll be very surprised."

HAH!

"Wow Jesus, you have quite a ... STAFF ... with you! That's 12 Disciples all right!"

Come on over to my place anytime to play with my Bill O'Reilly action figure.

Just don't lose the little loofah sponge that comes along with it.

I'll be happy to give him a dermabrasion right down to the bone(s) with that loofah, or I could bring my own SOS pad.

That should wipe the smirk right off of smarmy Mr. "Hard Copy".

Literally.