So what are they?
Eat healthier, excercise more......Blah blah blah blah! No Seriously what are your realistic resolutions that you will actually keep.
my big one is
Give more love and attention to the Yugo.

1.Spending more quality time with Jack Daniels.

2.Continue to give Jose Cuervo a few more "Shots" before completely giving up.

3. Get in touch with your feminine side by hanging out with Bloody Marry a bit more often.

4. Continue to patronize Jimmy Bean and how he has gotten you through an awful Marriage, and helped you keep your sanity.

More on the way, but these are set in stone!

Author: Mayonnaise
Monday, December 25, 2006 - 11:28 pm


1.Spending more quality time with Jack Daniels.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

and...

2. Get and Drink a bottle of Cabo Wabo with some good friends!

3. Stay true to great classic "Rock and Roll" and not today's "Garbage that will Slide".

4. Mount a camcorder on my dash with a remote control and record "Things Stupid Drivers Do" and send it in and win "America's Funniest Video's"!

5. Buy a 1969 Mustang Mach 1 with the winnings!

That oughta do!!!

Survive and prosper.

(Been an ugly one for me, maybe next year will be better!)

Like last year, my biggest resolution is not to make any more resolutions this year!!!

Andrew

Darktemper,

In order for you to accomplish #4 on your list, you'll have to drive a BIG van.

You'll need it to hold all the blank tapes 'cause it won't take long to fill the tapes up with all the stupid people driving these days!

I was out earlier today and also out last night, I think ALL the stupid drivers are on the road at the same time!

Maybe they are all going to a stupid driver convention?

It really doesn't matter if you are over here in Vancouver or across the river, they are everywhere!

Best to stay home tomorrow evening, aka; Amateur Night. Every idiot that thinks he can drink and drive will do so tomorrow night.

Have a safe and Happy New Year.

Sky...Great Idea staying home....maybe i'll just hack into the traffic camera network and record remotely.....that would do it. That way can be in 100 places at the same time!!! LOL

Seriously though I may just take my camcorder I dont use very much and put it in my rig. Just for those truly stupid drivers doing amazingly stupid things! Usually catch those ones in Washington with Oregon plates!!! LOL Never see any Washington drivers doing stupid stuff....must have a higher bar on the test over here!!!! LMAO

Saw a commercial today that said "Buzzed Driving" is the same as "Drunk Driving"! Even one can be to much!

"Drive Hammered Get Nailed"

"Drive Buzzed Get Fuzzed"

"Drive Drunk Share A Bunk"


Have a safe and Happy New Year to you as well!

I resolve to break any resolution's that I make whist DRUNK!

That is if I can remember them! LOL

Stop cussing on this message board....

Oh, That's right Wayner isn't here anymore and I haven't for almost a WHOLE month! I'm ahead of schedule.

Drop some LBs.

Andrew can attest, I am not a small individual by any stretch. I have never considered dieting in the past, didn't really care .. but I have been since mid-November, and it's going well.

I hope to be around 240 lbs by the end of 2007. That's about 100 more pounds to go. (As I said, a BIG guy). I'm already down almost 30.

Its all that pizza Brian. Although I love Pizza so much that I would never cut pizza out of my diet.

Brianl, that's cool. As you get older, having a few less pounds to carry around will pay off. It will be where you want it before you know it!

BrianL- Be very selfish in shedding those pounds. Do it for you and for those who love you.

Hah thanks and Beano - trust me, it isn't the pizza. I've been slinging pies for a good long time and I am VERY sick of it!

Chris - my wife and I are doing it together ... she got me last night when she told her friend over for the new years, "It feels like I have a strange man in my bed."

My wife says that about me all the time!! (And not just in the bed...in the house, car, outside, etc!)

HA! I just love you guys!

My mail goal is the weight/health/exercise thing also!

My real resolution is to plan and have a PDX-readio get-together by March 07.

First, we need find a good place to have it.

How did the McMenamin's on NE Broadway work?

Is the Multnomah Athletic Club a good location?
(Right downtown, Sports bar, on MAX-line, no smoking, good happy hour & good food, reasonable costs, and I can reserve a big long table)

I also need to get an idea of how many people are interested, spouses/partners, and preferred days and times, etc.

I'll probably need to start a new thread, didn't mean to hijack this one.

Carry on, folks!

I think we need to add some superstars to the Event! Im talking about the REAL portland legends that have made radio so great in portland for so many years. People like Gloria Johnson, Craig Walker, big Ba, Tim Savage. Ect. Ect.

Would the people (superstars) mentioned above actually agree to meet the peons (like me)?

Who could actually make that kind of soiree happen?

Terry Danner? Dan Packard? Iris Harrison? My Jeffrey? Chris Taylor?

I'd just walk around looking starstruck and in awe. Probably speechless, too.

I'd volunteer to help though! I can pass around Horse Doovers on a plate pretty well...

Best keep the actual date and venue private at this point, for everyones good.

Hey Merkin...
You take care of the Horse Doovers

I'll bring the Cow Pattay's! LOL

Too many to list.

How much would an autograph from Terry Danner Cost?