A panel has narrowed it's choices as to where to construct the George W. Bush Library. Portland's very own Mill End Park was being considered until it was determined the park was too large.

How about the empty space between Clinton's ear's? LOL

Clinton's should be in Vegas. Right on the strip.

Bush can have New Orleans.

BRAVO!

Great one CJ! LMAO

Will Bush's have brush he can come in and whack down once a month?

I like CJ's suggestion!

Bush's library should be at Arlington National Cemetery, where the most obvious result of his Iraq policy can be so obviously seen.

Andrew

Hah I can hear the jokes about the George W. Bush Presidential library:

"Hey, didja hear that the George W. Bush Presidential Library burnt to the ground last night?"

"OH GADS! IS everyone alright?!?"

"Yeah, everyone is fine. The problem, however, is that both books burned, and one of them wasn't colored in yet!"

Seriously, what artifacts will be on showcase in there? Hanging chads? The book he was reading to those school children when he got word of 9-11? The possibilities are endless!

A pretzel.

A rolled up twenty dollar bill.

A dictionary.

The key to unlock the door he got stuck at after giving a press conference in, was it, China?

A gift certificate for Banners-R-Us.

Flight suit.

Bullhorn.

A diorama of food on a family.

A picture of " The 'Merikan people understanding."

The 2004 mandate.

The 2006 MANDATE.

A blank slate.

Anti-smirk ointment.

The sunglasses the blind reporter wore that made Bush question his respectfulness.

Some uncleared brush.

A trucker hat that says " Decider."

A copy of Brokeback Mountain.



It would only take 7 minutes to tour. Amazing what can be done in 7 minutes.

You forgot bugs!

Here's a list of anti-Bush bumper stickers a co-worker sent me:

• 1/20/09: End of an Error
• (On an infant's shirt) Already smarter than Bush.
• That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
• 1/20/09: Hang In There, America!
• I Hated Bush Before it was Cool
• Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
• If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
• Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
• You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life
• If You Can Read This, You're Not the President
• George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
• America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
• They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
• Which God Do You Kill For?
• Jail to the Chief
• George W. Bush Deserves a Fair Trial
• No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
• (Over a map of red states) I See Dumb People
• Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap
• So Many Christians, So Few Lions
• We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language (Buck Henry)
• We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
• Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
• Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
• You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
• The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
• I Went To Vote, and All I Got Was This Stupid President
• One Nation Under Clod

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot.

Somewhere in Washington the "Idiot" is missing his village!

*PLONK*