Seems that Hanoi Jane and Swift Boat John are in cahoots yet again to undermine American values and give our great nation over to the liberal atheist conspiracy. Evidence:

11:18AM Email from Jane Fonda promoting the "abortions for all" Planned Parenthood group.
11:50AM Email from John Kerry promoting some anti-war veterans brainwashing fund.

Let's face it, neither one of these America haters would know how to operate a computer or a kitchen appliance let alone send an email. It couldn't be a coincidence that these messages were sent about the same time - like al Qaeda, the liberals tend to synchronize their attacks on America.

But I haven't figured out whether they are in cahoots to turn America into a big Communist, atheist mecca or whether this is simply the first step in surrendering to the terrorists. Your thoughts? Herb?

Andrew

They probably have a PR firm in common. No biggie.

Yep.

There are lots of these popping up. I sometimes get e-mails from two or three different entities that all come from the same services.

I've given different e-mail addys to nearly all of these. They share list data as well. I see a huge increase in political e-mailings already, and they are just getting started.

Where were these e-mails posted? PDXRADIO.COM? MYSPACE.COM? NEWSMAX.COM?

Herbert Milhous Nixon IV

I think you need to know the secret liberal atheist password to get in, Herb - sorry! You could try a username of "Republicans" and the password "HugeDeficits" to see if that will let you in...

Andrew

"I think you need to know the secret liberal atheist password to get in, Herb - sorry!"

No problem.

Then I'm better off not knowing. Sounds like nothing but evil-doers to me.

In that case, we can send Chuck Colson in on the case. He might get them to reconsider their wayward ways.

Herbert M. Nixon V

There's a terroist around every corner, right Herb?

Paranoia sets in..............