Ahhhhh...The teen years....a time of complete and glorious "BRAINLESSNESS"!

Now that we've covered "What Were They Thinking" and the stupid things we did as kid's.....What complete blunder's did you do or attempt to do as a teenager?

This should be good!! Have fun with it!! Tell us how bad or how stupid you were!! LOL

I'll post mine later...have loads to think through for the one biggest blunder as I had so many of them!

I guess it would have to be the first time I ever drove on ice with my 69 Mustang Fastback. Nice ride by the way! :~)
Anyway I was 16 and pretty cocky and thought I was a better driver than anybody else. Good covering of ice on the roads in Vancouver. If any of you are familiar with vancouver then you know that the intersection of Mill Plain and Chalkov Drive is by far one of the busiest. I was headed West bound a little to fast for the conditions (actually a lot to fast). The light turned yellow and I thought I had plenty of room to stop....WRONG! The brakes instantly locked the wheels and I went into a slide. There was nobody in front of me luckily and all I remember was looking up at the red light as I spun through the intersection (undoubtedly with everyone that was witness laughing their asses off). I did two complete 360's and wound up on the other side of the intersection pointed in the original direction and in the lane I was traveling in. Shook my head and started off a bit more cautious and a lot more respectful of the road conditions!

Of course that did not keep from doing something else stupid later on. I thought that if I did that on accident what could I do in an empty parking lot with no other cars around. So I find an empty parking lot and proceed doing power slides and spins! Man that was a blast until I got a little (lot) stupid and went into another slide a weee bit to close to a sidewalk. Slammed right into it with my back tire. Did not go flat but cost me $150 for a new chrome wheel to replace the one I bent all to hell! :~(
Now for strike three!
On the way home stopped for gas and as I was filling up I heard a loud hissing noise coming from the front of the car. I opened the hood and there was the battery like a fat kid holding his breath and puffing out his cheeks ready to burst!!! I have never seen a battery do that and of all places to have an electrical problem right next to all of that gas!!!
After it quit hissing pushed it away from the pumps and bought a new battery there ($35) and limped my sorry ass home before a meteor dropped on me or skylab or something the way my luck went that day!!!

I once did a thundering-glasspack-loud smokey burnout in a 65 Mustang right in front of a cop car I did not see.

Got that beat!
Late for work. Residential road parallel to highway. Stop sign at end of road, quick right and another stop sign, another right and on the highway. Anyway I did not look at my speedo I guess as I was hurrying, blew through both stop signs and lit em up as I shot down the freeway. About 1 mile down the road the ol Red and Blues are going off in my mirror. OH CRAP I thought as I pulled over. The Sargent asked me what in the heck was my hurry and I told him I was late for work. He said well now your going to be even later now are'nt you. He asked if I knew how fast I was going on the residential street and I answered 35. He replied I was on the freeway pacing you, I was going 60 and you were pulling away. Then there was the two california stops and the exhibition driving peel out you did as you shot down the highway. I did a quick u-turn and here we are. (Oh crap....i'm dead) He asked if I knew what this was going to do to my insurance and I answered "make it so expensive I can't afford it anymore". He said that would probably happen. Then he said "If this had been one of my troopers right now you would be getting a ticket for everything I just mentioned and most likely reckless driving to boot. But as I can see that you are white as a ghost and I appear to have done more good by just stopping you than the ticket ever will. Consider yourself warned that if I ever, Ever see you doing anything like this again I will make it so you won't be able to drive for a very long time! We clear on this Mister"! Yy yyyee yyesss sIR! He was first to leave (probably laughing at me while doing so) and I just sat there for about 20 minutes until the color returned to my face. I then proceeded down the road 1 mile an hour less than 60 and it took me 5 minutes to reach it. LOL He did me a favor that day and he was right that just by stopping me I gained more respect for traffic laws from that point forward!

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God that car got me in trouble....wish I still had it!

OMG!
I may have survived the teen years but I don't know if I will survive the day! I have been out xmas shopping all day!

SOMEONE SAVE ME!

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I need the J D-fifthulator!!

At this point just hook it up intravenusly!

Please Hurry!

Not sure a lot of us will be willing to admit things here...

But, just let me say, as a teen, I once did something in a dressing room of The Bon Marche that would not meet with the approval of management. Hopefully, this was before security cameras! I don't think I was the first, or last, to do this however. That's all I'm telling.

Damn redford, YOU DIRTY DOG! I bet they have DNA as evidence. LOL! BUSTED! Maybe we should start a new thread titled "craziest places that you did the "humpty Dumptey" at.

No Beano it's probably not that at all. He was probably just trying on women's panties and lingerie! LOL

I used to work at Jc Penny a while ago, and every once in a while we would catch a grown man trying on Lingerie in the dressing room! I kid you not, those type of guys ARE WALKING OUR STREATS. Some of them might even be posting on PDX RADIO. COM Redford, maybe you should clarify EXACTLY WHAT you were doing in the dressing room of the Bon Marche so people don't assume you were Walking around in Womens underwear.

ha ha ha. You both have it wrong. But I'm still not telling...

BULLSHIT Redford!

Maybe could be he left DNA in there but he was flying solo! LOL

Hey Darktemper, wasn't it this time last year that Kufo's Tim Savage got busted trying on women's lingerie at the local Target??? I remember in the article it said he was trying on bras, panties, and teddies.

LOL!!!!!! Stop it you two. I just spilled my drink all over my computer. PDX RADIO!! More entertaining than most radio shows!

"let me say, as a teen, I once did something in a dressing room of The Bon Marche that would not meet with the approval of management. Hopefully, this was before security cameras! I don't think I was the first, or last, to do this however. That's all I'm telling."

In this day and age Radford, Loss Prevention employee's look for this kind of shit especially on slow days. Talk about the embarrassment of being caught pants down AND dragged throughout the store still in that state to the room where the "eye in the sky" monitors are at! LOL

I have a brother in LP and the stories that he has told to our family are absoFn'lutly hilarious.

As for stupid teenage stunts I've pulled. The best are the many moonings commited by myself to other non suspecting passer byer's whilst a passenger in the "Big Blue Dick" van enroute to Young Life weekend camps. Priceless coming from a fat assed teenager.

I think it feels quite liberating, walking around in a women's thong!

HOLD IT one minute! Having cameras in the dressing rooms of departments stores is invasion of privacy. I don't think they are allowed by law. Maybe someone who specializes in video camera security could correct me if Im wrong. If this is true, you would have Rupert the pimpley faced employee gettin his jollies off of watching women undress, VIA the video camera.

Well, it does not have to be a camera.

I'm sure a sharp eyed attendant, combined with at least one sharp eyed and uncomfortable customer, would be all it takes to start the freak show on the way upstairs!

Beano....
Go to KUFO webpage and read the about me on Savage...he even admits dressing in womens clothes there! LOL

Justin...
Might I just say...EEEWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No there are no cameras in dressing rooms, restrooms. There are however shiney domes and two-way mirrors stratigically placed to allow for a view anywhere outside of those areas. When a male enters a females only area it does take some time to get to that location and by that time it is "pants down" time.

Beano:

Here is a quote from Savage's about me quiz from the staff pages on KUFO's site:

"ME: THE QUIZ"

"-Every once in a while, I dress up as a woman"

Maybe when they play that song "Walking Around In Women's Underwear" it has a whole different meaning for him! LMAO