What is your all time WORST PRESENT you have ever received???

Not the sweater Granma knitted for you, the tie the kids gave you, THE ALL TIME TOP OF THE CRAP HEAP WORST PRESENT!!

I got a dumb robot when I asked for a tape recorder when I was about 8 (my brother got the tape recorder instead).

(eventually I traded for the recorder and some 4 decades later, I still own it)

Mine was a Pong Game instead of the Atari that I really wanted with good ol' Pitfall Harry!

My father dropped a lump of coal in my stocking one year.

I kid you not. He threatened to, and by God he did!

I got other bigger gifts, but that was the only thing in my stocking that year - a great big lump of coal.

I got some poker cards at Christmas years ago but my parents made me take them back because they were Mennonites and card-playing, even for fun, was a no no. I enjoy it now.