http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15750604/

How can this be? I thought being gay was a choice?

So that's why in the Bible there is no mention of there being animals in heaven, only Republicans. There isn't a chance in hell "my two swan dads" is going to qualify.

I'm not gay. But my sheep are.

It's brutal for those types. If they accept being gay is a thing of nature and not a choice, they have some serious holes in their belief system to explain away. Messy.

If they deny that whole mess, then they are left with some serious homophoebia. The gay people might rub off, or some other seriously ignorant crap.

In addition to that self torture, they've gotta clump together for support. Given the majority of people think they are nuts, and their own internal fears, self esteem and general strength of character is mighty hard to come by!

Must really suck to go through life that way.

"I'm not gay. But my sheep are."

That's it. No more Montana trips for you! (Or your sheep!)