That's the headline in the November 13th issue of the "Sun" as it reports on it's cover: "Worldwide Visions of John The Baptist Confirm... - Christ Will Return On Xmas Day! - Hidden Bible Prophecy Is Coming True At Last".

Page 20: By Robert Taylor (abridged) John The Baptist, sent by God to proclaim the first Coming of Jesus Christ, also prophesied the Second Coming of the Messiah - and it will happen on Christmas Day! John's last days prophecies foretell the time and place of the Savior's glorious return to Earth.

As the "Sun" reported in our April 10 issue, while John was fasting and praying in the desert, he received a series of visions that he recorded in a recently discovered Gospel. As translation and analysis of John's Gospel proceed, scholars have painstakingly pieced together the following passage from the surviving fragments:

"The Christ will return to a New World and He will Demand Repentance of them who proclaim a war against evil, In His Name."

"He will appear leading an army of Angels in the 2006th year of Our Lord on the same date He was first born of a Virgin in a manger in Bethlehem. And He will come surrounded by flaming stars and terrible signs - the seas will rise and the mountains will fall and the whole Earth will tremble at His majesty."

"He will lead this nation to victory and make them a great kingdom if they RENOUNCE EVIL and follow Him. This nation will be called America and it will be troubled by Dissent from within."
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They forgot one small detail, Jesus wasn't born on December 25! Other than that, what are your thoughts on this?

Clear evidence the best reading material is never found next to the grocery store check-out.

They also forgot about Jesus saying, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on Guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come." Mark 13:33 & 34.

As the bumper sticker says, Jesus is coming, look busy!

Well said! Many also will come in my name says Jesus.

Wayne's right! Maybe the Anti-Christ is coming for Christmas. Know wonder it says above:

"He will Demand Repentance of them who proclaim a war against evil, In His Name."

Only the Anti-Christ would want our President to Repent his Sins in the on going war. Right Wayne?

I believe the anti Christ will fight for the terrorists.

People, don't forget this post:

Author: Waynes_world
Sunday, November 05, 2006 - 10:27 pm

I heard that ignorance was bliss.

Wayne is the anti-christ.

Jesus ALREADY came. On Tuesday remember? He put the Bible thumpers in their place. "For Heaven's sake, shut the FRAK UP", he said, to thumpers everywhere.

Waynes_world:

Well said! Many also will come in my name says Jesus.

I hope he does come. He will tell you conservatives how he doesn't sanction the war and how he was a pacifist.

I'm already here!

It's damn nice to know the majority of Americans consider the extreme right and left views to be just that. Minority opinions.

Those extreme factions, on all sides, may be working to build forces for change. However, we've seen the system check that nicely.

Aok, if he does come (highly unlikely) there would be a lot of people, currently using religion as a crutch justification to support their own personal issues, flat out shocked to realize this.

(Almost wish it would happen! That way I could easily believe, making a lot of things in life easier! Also, it would put to rest the matter of equality once and for all.)

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Also, it would put to rest the matter of equality once and for all.

Your DAMN right it would!

IMHO, our equality as people can be proven as a matter of fact, based on the truths we know today.

I'm not yet up to the task, but I'm searching hard for a reasonable way to put it...

Author: Aok
Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 7:43 am


Waynes_world:

Well said! Many also will come in my name says Jesus.

I hope he does come. He will tell you conservatives how he doesn't sanction the war and how he was a pacifist.


a pacifist? Not hardly. When Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple he was no pacifist. Neither was he one when he blamed the Pharisees for their hypocricy.

one wonders what jesus said to maurice grammond at the pearly gates. You're forgiven? Or Hand me your testicles?