Let’s try something that could be a little fun. How do you visualize which car and driving styles people have in here?

I'll start with the following:
Remember this is just for fun so don't take it personal.


Merkin
Pacer (Denim Edition?)
Smokes so bad you can’t even see it when it’s right in front of you.
Very lackluster style of driving….kind of in her own world.

Timberfake
YUGO
Music and Stereo equipment in the car is worth 3 times cars value. Spiky short hair cut, $400.00 sunglasses.
Drives 85 in the fast lane and could not hear a Cop if he was right behind him cause the stereo or IPOD is turned up to loud.

Wayne
Ford Fiesta
So many political and religious stickers on the back can barely see out of it.
Drives less than speed limit in the fast lane to get people to notice his propaganda and then gets pissed off at them for tailgating and flashing their lights at him!!!

Walker
Monte Carlo SS
Huge Exhaust pipes with flow masters..mean ass sounding ride…back tires have 50% less tread than the front.
Drives 6 miles an hour over the speed limit and likes to check out the other drivers next to him looking for the babes.

Some of Wayne's Bumperstickers:

Billy Graham Crusade
Luis Palau Crusade
One man + One Woman
No on #9 (or is it yes? It's been so long I forgot)
Abortion is murder
AAA
Faded Troops magnetic "ribbon"
shredded US mini-flag on antenna.
Bonus:
Jesus fish eating Darwin

Joa,

I drive fast (well, as fast as the Pacer will let me) and I'm great at parking! I have loud music on when no "baby on board", and dude, I like nice sunglasses, Oakley, not Gucci-Paris Hilton type.

;=)

Speaking of bumper stickers, I saw a great one today:

"I support the separation of church and hate"

Merkin....

So I pretty much hit it dead on with one minor change....You have a very lackluster style of driving….kind of in her own world...pedals faster than the speed limit usually!!!!

Bonus:
Holes in the floorboard for the "FRED" braking system....YABBA DABBA DO.....LMAO

Bumper sticker on one of my neighbors cars: "Non-Judgement Day is Coming."

The neighbor happens to be a Lutheran pastor.

Bumper sticker on my front bumper

RUN HILLARY,,,,,RUN

ChickenJuggler
58 Chevy PU...Camoflauge paint...has to park on hill as starter is shot...empty chicken cages in back of truck. Feathers fly out all over when going down the road...open the sun visor and chicken feet fall out.
Truck has four different size tires on it and it shakes vioently over 45mph. Has 18 spotlights on it for hunting CHICKEN at night!
Keeps chicken foot converted into a pen over right ear just like a pencil!

Hah Ms. Merkin ... I work at the airport, and there is this Dodge Caravan that parks in the employee lot ... it has to have 100 bumper stickers on it, all Christian-related. "God is life, the rest is just details" ... "TRUTH, NOT TOLERANCE" ... "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" ... I think Wayne got a parttime job at PDX or something. I cringe every time I see that thing.

Does it have Washington plates? I swear the crappiest drivers in the world ALL drive mini-vans from Washington.

OK, now go get one of those "I (heart) gay porn" magnet/stickers, slap it on and see how long it stays on the van...maybe the owner won't notice if it's that covered.

His neighbors and co-workers will silently bless you!

SCUZE ME LUCY!
Wadda ya men bad driverz eze from Warshingtin?

Every body knowz these worsted drizerz iz Oreegone Idiotoo Driverz!

HAaaaa

"Drives less than speed limit in the fast lane to get people to notice his propaganda..."

(I'll bet some of those mega-bumper sticker people do it too.)

That's frickin' funny! Nice one!

Mrs M, I was thinking the exact same thing as I read that. Maybe it lasts until Sunday...

Your comment reminded me of a joke we played a long time ago. We did the bumper sticker thing to a co-worker getting ready for Friday night. Said he got the strangest looks for a few hours crusing (back when we could go do that). Couldn't figure it all out until he found it!

The sticker was "I like BOYS"

He thought it was hilarious, once he removed the sticker! Until then, he thought there was something wrong with his car. There was, he just didn't know what it was.

WHY THANK YOU....THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

Dont ride with Timberfake.....

Just found a picture of his car...think the only thing holding it together is the BIRD CRAP!!!!

LMAO.......

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2164/2082/1600/yugo_45.jpg

Found a picture of the Merkin Green House on Wheels:

http://www.stuartmacbride.com/en/blog-items/blogimages/general/amc-pacer.jpg

LOL

Hey....even found a pic of my ride:

http://www.auto123.com/05photo/gmc/envoy4wd4dr-denali.jpg

OK...I know everyone wants to ride with Merkin and Timberfake but there is not enough room....so I guess I could take the extra's....anybody want in? It's got a bitchin BOSE sound system in it and I play it loud so don't complain!!

Here's mine, but I only got room for one other...the back seat is a bit cramped.

http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/top10/cars.ceos/04.bentley.gt.500.jpg

Bond...James Bond...007 is his name!

FatBoyRoberts Car:

Nissan: Spaced Out model
Max speed: Warp 9.985
Armament: Phasers Only
Shield Strength: Great for playing bumper cars with
Emissions: Just those from FatBoy himself

http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/gallery/index.phtml/news/2545/63c76d5f3bda03f36d634 aa956ff860c.jpg

Oh...no one else need drive...when FatBoy gets there he will transport the rest with his matter energy conversion system.....unless he used all of the power to cook Beer Dogs with again...!!

Okay, here's my ride, the latest in SPACE-AGE TRAVEL!

http://home.comcast.net/~spaceage_randy/Chrysler_Windsor_1959.jpg

and probably uses as much fuel as a Saturn V too.

MERKIN RELIC DISCOVERED!

Holy moly! I did a google photo search: merkin pacer, and discovered why mrs. m has a thing for Pacers . . . it appears that a Police Officer, Lt. Oliver Merkin, met the future Mrs. M during a traffic stop. He was driving a . . ., well, you have to see it to believe it:

http://www.v8americancarclub.com/images/amc.jpg

I hope mrs. m didn't mind my revealing this deep family secret on the internet.

Skep's ride...

Very economy minded vehicle.
Uses all organic fuel.
Emissions are actually good for the environment.
Very reliable and easy to maintain.
Never has to stop at gas stations.

http://www.2sportscars.com/fastcar.shtml

Ya...but it don't look so god anymore....

http://www.stuartmacbride.com/en/blog-items/blogimages/general/amc-pacer.jpg

Dang, now I can't drive in PDX anymore! You've totally busted me!

P.S. It has a few more colors now, that's an old pix.

Now I'm riding with Randy!

In the James Bond Special?

Just don't hit the wrong button and exit the vehicle via the ejecter seat!!

You know who's second car....allows him to drop a load of crap for others to step in and then leaves in a hurry!!!LMAO....

http://media.shtoink.com/media/pics.funny/plumber_truck.jpg

Hey Merkin....found a replacement for your old car. This oughta turn a few heads and cause a few wrecks!!! LOL

http://sopadj1.netsons.org/gallery/gal/funny/car.jpg

Mrs_M>> Now I'm riding with Randy!

You're certainly welcome except for one problem. In an effort to keep up with space-age technology I converted it to solar power. There is no sun today so it's not going anywhere.

I've got a big Mag flashlight, or Daria can follow us with her car (above, not mine) with the "High Beam's" on.

OMG.....Now that's funny I don't care who ya are!!!! Git-r-Done LMAO....

Mis-Matched Daria's car with Merkins....Here is her next car!!!!

http://www.shorey.net/Auto/Miscellaneous%20Pictures/2000%20Oscar%20Meyer%20Wiene rmobile=mx=.jpg

Thanks for setting me straight about Daria's car...I posted the wrong link...it was hard to see the pictures with those high beams shining in my eyes!! LOL

Yay! I'd pay a lot to even ride in it! Saw it down around Medford on I-5 last summer, Unfortunately it was headed North, and I was going South.

So would I.

It's one of the coolest marketing bits ever!

Wonder how much it would fetch on E-bay?

Only makes appearances at large public functions like grand openings or fund raisers. If your station is doing any kind of fund raiser you can contact them and maybe request an appearance if it is available. We have worked on it in our service department a couple of times.