I'v noticed that Mrs. Merkin hasn't posted in a while. I hope every thing is ok.
I would GREALTY miss her postings if she was no longer a part of the pDX radio community.

She's probally just busy with baby M. I will check in with her to see if all is good in her neighborhood.

Off a bridge, anvil tied around ankle.

Oh sorry, that was in a movie I saw last night and has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Nothing. At all.

Dr. a troll is a troll is a troll... dude I'm gunna charge you money each time you are an idiot on here... I'd be rich in no time...

Merkin is a relative of mine I will giver her a call tomorrow and see what's up...

Yup Dr Johnny Fever is definitely a Troll. Ignore him and hopefully he will go away!

Who wants to bet that Dr. Johnny Fever is actually Jennifer Marlow?

If I had 1/20th of a cent for every troll post in this forum, I'd be able to build that replacement Interstate bridge.

Of course, there'd be no exits to or from that bridge in Clark county -- first exit -- Woodland.

Moman74 --> Tell her "Hi" for me. She's just great, and we've met once along with CJ. Had an absolute riot!

Go away Fever and stay away. Merkin is the shits you obviously don't know her. Fuck Off Troll!

Well put Shyguy!!!

Ok just got off the phone with her.

She had a rough couple of months over the holidays.

Hasn't been on here or Facebook.

Moman, I'm sure I speak for most if not all of us here on the board in saying that if you talk to her again, wish her the best from everyone.

While I have never met her, I do look forward to it if there is another PDXradio get together!

Merkin and Amus both visited with me when I was in the hospital. Before that I had never met Merkin or Amus. Talk about lifting ones spirits during bad times.

This summer Merkin and I had a great time with Chickenjuggler. Fun times. Merkin is a kick in the pants. I will defend her anyday!

Look folks were a family here, even if we disagree sometimes. Hey we all have family members that annoy us.

However Dr Johnny Fever is... the black sheep, the adopted kid we gave away, the nigger in the woodpile!

enough said, Merkin we love you and miss you. Comeback soon!

Skyguy -- What? It wasn't offensive enough the first time so you had to post it twice? There is no place on this board for that kind of language.

At least Fever is just stupid and nasty. You are a disgrace.

Merkin rocks! We who have been here awhile and those of us lucky enough to meet her know that.

I didn't know she was on Facebook, as I am also. Hmmm.

Hang in there Merkie! Things will get better. They always do.

Praying for extra graces and strength through this life season for Mrs M. and family.

What Happend to Merkin? I hope she is feeling better and back on this board soon.

Oh and Dr_Johnny Fever- GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Tdanner stop! Or should I say what is your major malfunction. How am I a disgrace?

Nigger in the woodpile? That seems like something that might tick someone off.

Beano, quit holding back.

Mrs. Merkin adds so much to this over indulgent testosterone heavy laden message board. Her wit, character assassinations are legendary around here. We are simply not the same board without her.

Moman your next communication with Merk please pass along my personal good wishes. She is a class act amongst the rest of us primates.

Grace, comfort and peace Merk!!!

Ok the racial remark was indeed wrong. Not gonna happen ever again.

Tell Merk that I say HI Shyguy ... or Moman whoever talks to her.

Stay strong Mrs M. We miss you huge!

I should probably give her a call as well. I hear that her number is posted at adult fantasy video written in lipstick above the glory hole.

"Class Act"? I'm sure most would disagree with that assessment, Mr. T!

OK, OK, so I got the call from DaMan74, and I'm back.

You guys made me cry...thank you all, even the evile Dr.. He cared enough to post so I'm sure he really does miss me.

Bear with me while I catch up on all the posts I've missed, I just got behind and it's overwhelming...

Love to you all, believe me, this thread means more than you'll ever know.

Kisses from the Merkin.

Hell I dont ever know you, I just enjoy being an ass and you just happened to be the easy target.

You enjoy Being an ASS Johnny??? I Never would have guessed.

You're probably getting a hard-on as you post each message!

Ps- Send Jennifer Marlow my love.

Rubbing one out now.

Boy you know you are just a total ass hat, when life consists of jacking off in the dirty trailer, wishing "momma" was still around.

Seriously. You read the site. You know who is who and why. This begs the question:

Are you just broken? An ass because you just can't help it? Maybe that "special" parent just hosed you up?

Or...

Are you just flat out mean?

Get off on that? Meth make it hard to get it up? What?

when life consists of jacking off in the dirty trailer,

Hey Missing, Johnny wishes he had a trailor. An old beat up shopping cart is what johnny is living in these days.

Hell ya! I love shopping carts. Its an upgrade from the standard tv and appliance box I was living in till the heavy snow caved the roof in.


U Can NOT win.

Welcome back "The Divine Mrs. M"!

Just did.

Yeah, you think on it and get back to me k?

Can you give me a reach around while you do me from behind?

Pretty please?

Sugar.

Epic PHAIL on U

Mrs. M - don't listen to this horsepoopy ... we wuv ya, welcome back!!!

Glad to see the divine Mrs. M is still willing to post with us clowns.

Duly noted Merk. When you're ready to take the plunge with us again it will certainly bring a bit stability to the joint.

Oh, and a big Happy Birthday shout-out to Shyguy today!

So, can you boys take it outside please?

> U Can NOT win.

I don't know whether this is an "honor" that I would be proud to have. I will just let you bask in the limelight, "Dr." We are all special to our parents in some way, for some reason.

IGNORE THE TROLL!!!
He is getting his jollies off on pissing us off. If we just ignore the Troll he will probably go away!

He loses. Everybody knows he's an ass. It's all down hill from there. Have a bit of fun, if you want, but know he does not matter.

Game, set match buddy!

If EVERYBODY would ignore his posts, don't even acknowledge that he made a post, no matter how rude, stupid or insulting they are, eventually he'd stop posting.

Beano hit the nail right on the head; "He is getting his jollies off on pissing us off"

I just came all over the screen.

Thanks for sharing, Doc.

"It's an upgrade from the Standard TV and Appliance box I was living in until the heavy snow caved the roof in."

What? Ya couldn't afford 50 cents more to move into a nice, cozy piano crate, eh?

Well, ya know, the deluxe model like that is kinda' a poor-man's fantasy these days, I mean, what with the economy and all.

See how this works, Fever? YOU troll US and YOU will BE trolled. There's no way around it.

Good to hearread from you again Merkin.....yes I know how it feels to get behind on things! I can attest to it in the following run-on sentence: being a courier it is not the most pleasant thing in the world to have deliveries you have to run then get stuck in traffic and realise you'll never make your deadline beacuse your destination is a ten-minute drive and you're gridlocked for about 45 minutes, then you get called on the radio saying that Jim at Foobardyne Corp. has a package you need to deliver, how soon can you get there.........."

*takes breath*

Good to know you are still around. Hugs......

yes I know how it feels to get behind on things

I believe God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die!!!

Thanks Merkin. Lets get together soon. Said it before but Merkin is the shits!

Ya cant ignore me, Motozak2 is living proof

I'm just waiting for "Bailey Quarters" to start posting then maybe I will respond to some of those.

Mmmmmm... Bailey Quarters.

I might not speak for everyone, but I feel strongly that my life is richer with Mrs. Merkin in it. She is a one of a kind human being and a friend.

I imagine that Dan -- our patient and benevolent host -- will be sending the quack back home to his parents' house at the Gone With The Wind Estates.

Yep. It's headed that way for sure.

As for the win? Hey, we are all winners when good things happen here, as opposed to bad things.

The only way fever is getting back on track, is to come clean about being an ass, and the mere acceptance already shown doesn't cut it, then start not being an ass. Over time, there is some trust, like the rest of us all have with one another, and that's the change in direction!

Until that is seen, it's only a matter of how fast and how ugly the fall is.

Littlesongs, I totally agree. Merkie Perkie is great! Long ago, she was one of the reasons I started hanging out here. Damn glad I did.

More attention.....feed me....

How about a swift foot to the mouth Johnny? I would be happy to give it to you!

That will work, just keep this topic on me.

Its an social experiment.

You all are lab mice.

I Killed this topic.

Kneel before my glory.

Fever:

Please refrain from posting to http://feedback.pdxradio.com until such time as you cease to be a blatant asshole and become at least one of: bizarre, creative and/or entertaining. You are more than welcome to dump your rotting ordure in http://radio-info.org/smf or some similar forum wherein your fellow mental defectives congregate.

and i lured another sucker back into here

Mmmmm, suckers........

Yeah, you're licked, Dum Dum!!

*plonk* and another luz3r jackass (Fever) becomes the top-most entry on my killfile.........

Killed this topic....
REALLY!

You guys fell for it. You blew it.

IGNORE him. Don't even acknowledge that he posted something. Pretend he doesn't exist.

It will drive him nuts and he'll eventually quit posting or will come around and be decent. (I doubt that though)

When will Johnny Fever stop defecating all over this board?

His verbal diarrhea is making me want to throw up!

Who wants to send dan an e mail? I think thats the only way to get this turd stain removed from this board!

See the above post!

Actually it's Fever that cannot ignore us. That's the experiment.

Watch.

The site moderator will not tolerate this forever.

Rules and "Netiquette"

When writing your messages, please use the same courtesy that you would show when speaking face-to-face with someone. Flames, insults, and personal attacks will not be tolerated. It's fine to disagree strongly with opinions, ideas, and facts, but always with respect for the other person. Great minds do not always think alike, and that's where the fun is!

I AM LOVING THE ATTENTION.


MORE PLEASE.

I knew it! Johnny is obsessed with us! He can't get enough of us! He is infactuated by us! I'm sure he has his bottle of lotion in one hand and his.......well you get the picture!

Bingo!



I have always been here, many many names....ill give you a clue.


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