"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. No, they are borrowing it from China . You children are expected to repay the Chinese.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
"A. Shut up."


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda

If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan .

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea .

If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India

If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan

If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria .

And none of it will help the American economy .

We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US!

And DUHbya and Co. did this 2 times during their reign of terror!
What your point?

It was a GREAT idea when DUHbya and Co. gave out $100 and $300 but this isn't?
What's wrong with you EXTREME RIGHT nutbags? It's no wonder AMERICA doesn't want you in office anymore. It's total hypocracy with guys. It's really time you wake the F up and join the rest of us that are NOT liberals but centerists!

Ok trix, Bush is gone. Time to let go.

I do get the feeling you need the Bush talk though, you have no other material.

So don't talk about what the last administration did..... OK.... That's all you guys did!!!!!!!You railed on Slick Willy for 14 months straight after he left office. You guy didn't get it done. I'm gonna rail him for as long as possible. He left a Fin mess and you want to sweep it under the rug.
Nope!

Chill Trix.

While it does have some truth to it, it's really just a joke email I received and thought it was funny.

Chill Trix.

Yet it's you extreme righties that yell and scream on TV. You talk over everyone to be right...

trix sez: Yet it's you extreme righties that yell and scream on TV

And now all they can do is yell and scream AT the TV!



(Ha-ha, I'm laughing at my own joke.)

That damn Johnson and his phony Gulf of Tonkin Resolution. What an idiot. All those guys snuffed in 'Nam the drugs, the hippie thing, all Johnson!!! No wonder we are in trouble today.

AND MCKINLEY with that whole phony trumped up "Maine" incident....

Don't forget that Slave monger Buchannon. his fault for that whole Civil war mess that Lincoln had to clean up.

It ALL started with Washington! It's all his fault!