Predictions for PDX radio

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Author: Sundaymorningpolkashow
Saturday, May 09, 2009 - 11:19 am
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Based on trends I've heard lately I thought I'd make some predictions for the rest of '09.

June
- Feeling threatened by the 105.9 change, KGON finally does what's it's been heading towards and changes it's calls to KBAD and announces it will only play Bad Company from now on.

- The music director at KUFO saves his job at the last minute by realizing that all of the psuedo metal covers of mid to late 90's pop R & B such as "Pony" by Ginuwine are a joke and immediatly deletes them from the playlist. On another bright note, The Offspring announce they will move to Portland and be the KUFO house band since it's the only station in America that still plays their songs.

July
- Gavin Dawson legally changes his name to Rim Jome as "a tribute" and changes the name of the show to "The Safari". Chad contributes by making boner jokes.

August
- The Brew sees a huge spike in ratings with teen age girls and soccer moms who think the sped up music is actually cover songs done by Disney artists.

- Suke and Ropp spend a week debating bbq vs sweet and sour McDonald's sauce complete with phone calls and audience polls.

September
- Emerson does well on FM despite devoting the entire 7 o'clock hour to any speck of the most irrelevant information that can be found on the Palin family.

- KBAD realizes that not everyone likes Bad Company and so they expand their playlist back up to what it was by re-adding Fabulous Thunderbirds, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull.

October
-Due to KBAD's all music format Mark and Brian are picked up by The Brew. Numbers are even more huge because soccer moms think it's The Chipmunks and are glad to have a kids morning show on.

- Chad in Portland makes some more boner jokes and publishes a book called "10,001 Names For Your Junk".

November
-Flustered by lagging ratings KBAD decides to loop the extended outro solos to all Bad Company songs for it's playlist.

December
- The Brew embraces their audience by changing their name to The Formula and speeding up their music even more. They run into trouble when Mark Thompson's sped up laugh induces multiple seizures in local divers.

-Despite being in the thick of the NFL season, Suke and Ropp discuss candy cane flavors for entire show with Channing Frye. Canzano tries to out do them by ranking Santa's reindeer. Cowherd hears of both bits and immediately sues for copyright infringment.

Author: Radiogiant
Saturday, May 09, 2009 - 11:57 am
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And Marconi will still be looking for a job. Maybe the "Brew" will pick him up

Author: Roger
Saturday, May 09, 2009 - 12:56 pm
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I like the sarcasm.

Marconi is looking for a job?

Author: 1lossir
Saturday, May 09, 2009 - 1:47 pm
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>>Marconi is looking for a job?<<

Not THAT Marconi.

They're talking about one that got fired from KNRK in '04 and most recently was at KUFO.

Author: Roger
Saturday, May 09, 2009 - 3:59 pm
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good, I thought the other one was dead anyway. No wonder I never got my questions answered regarding my wireless set.


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