Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 10:20 pm
Too funny! But he was only banned from riding the bus for 3 days!
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/19/suspicion-farting-gets-boy-banned-school -bus-3-day/news-offbeat/
Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 10:55 pm
Yeah, that is funny.
Good god, what are they feeding the poor kid. Maybe get him some Beano.
Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 11:46 pm
Corned Beef and Cabbage, mayBeano?
Pull my finger!
(And all the comments are SBD!)
Friday, March 20, 2009 - 12:47 am
Just an FYI beano doesn't work! I took Beano for a week and it made matters worse.
Friday, March 20, 2009 - 1:42 am
Man, I'd be banned from the bus forever. Just ask my wife!!!
Friday, March 20, 2009 - 2:57 am
Now I know why Mrs. Ediger drove with the windows open year 'round and listened to KROW so loud. It was my little sister. Honest.
Friday, March 20, 2009 - 8:41 am
What, did he give some girl the dutch oven or something? Too funny!
Saturday, March 21, 2009 - 1:15 am
Dutch oven???
Do care to explain?
Saturday, March 21, 2009 - 1:40 am
Beans Beans Beans the magical fruit.
the more you eat the more you toot.
the more you toot the more it makes you feel good.
Saturday, March 21, 2009 - 7:22 am
Dutch Oven - you're in bed with someone else (I guess it could work sitting on a couch, bench, etc.), cuddled under a blanket.
You fart, and pull the covers over the person with you and hold them down.
Dutch Oven.
Saturday, March 21, 2009 - 8:12 am
"Beans Beans Beans the magical fruit.
the more you eat the more you toot.
the more you toot the more it makes you feel good."
No, no, no! It's:
Beans, beans, the magical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot,
the more you toot, the better you feel,
so eat some beans with every meal!
There.
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 7:50 am
Do you smell something?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beans,_Beans,_the_Magical_Fruit
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 12:39 pm
Or this version;
Beans, Beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat some beans at every meal!
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 1:10 pm
just an FYI, NEVER EVER Fart during sex! I'm lactose intollerant and I made the mistake of eating a huge tub of Hagen Daz Icecream before some "Lovin". BAD MISTAKE!
I learned my lesson!
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 1:21 pm
That is way more info than we needed!!!!!
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 1:27 pm
Sorry Bill! Just wanted to give a public service announcement.
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 1:32 pm
No problem, I was just kidding!
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 7:01 pm
Justin-
You totally crack me up and yet at the same time I have this concern for your well being.
All your health issues you share with us, though humorous, has given me this image of you standing in front the mirror saying "what's next?"
I fear for your mid-life, if you make it that far. I hope your drinking plenty of water and eating veggies.
Monday, March 23, 2009 - 12:56 am
Hey Chris,
I can't help it, Im a meat and potatoes type of guy! I love the Cheeseburgers and Icecream. Food has always been so comforting to me, (that and my baby- The Yugo) So I may be cutting a few years of my my life by having a poor diet, but I will die with my belly sfuffed and a cheeseburger in one hand.
Chris, you said "I hope your drinking plenty of water and eating veggies."
Not a big fan of water, infact I can't remember the last time I've actually had water. But i am doing much better, I went from Drinking coke with every meal to drinking strictly Diet coke. Im also a big fan of Diet Dr. pepper. The commercials actually are truthful, Diet Dr. Pepper actually DOES taste like regular Dr. pepper.
Monday, March 23, 2009 - 7:29 am
quote:Author: Justin_timberfake
Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 1:10 pm
just an FYI, NEVER EVER Fart during sex!
Here's Justin!
The reason JT can't be an Astronaut:
JT in Space
Monday, March 23, 2009 - 2:00 pm
Well Justin we'll make sure to bury you in your Yugo.
And I can't believe people get on my case for not carrying medical insurance.
